Pat never had the chance to visit the Pizza Man location that recently closed down 😢

[A House Nigger]

https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1780026578992288247

 

[Grindset Alpha King]

It probably is your fault because your patronage would've put them in the green. Cause you're a pig.

 

[guest]

Too busy because Nazi incels were ordering (and paying for?) "prank" deliveries that disappeared down his fat gullet.

 

[guest]

Absolutely sickening how proudly he flaunts the fact that he murders black children and then makes pepperoni out of their dead bodies

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Is that the same pizza place where he oinked to the the Strictly Stalking podcast his ;cyberstalkers' keep making daily 'fraudulent' orders merely
for the purpose to inconvenience a delivery driver who expected a $5 tip like he said on the Strictly Stalking podcast? What a coincidence!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Is that the same pizza place where he oinked to the the Strictly Stalking podcast his ;cyberstalkers' keep making daily 'fraudulent' orders merely
for the purpose to inconvenience a delivery driver who expected a $5 tip like he said on the Strictly Stalking podcast? What a coincidence!

Probably the manager of the now defunct pizza place:

“Look at the bright side, crew: we don’t have to deal with that fat dickhead Pat Tomlinson anymore.”

 

[SFWA liaison]

"this pizza venue closure is about MEEEEEEEEEEE"

every. fucking. time.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Literally the first thing I've ever seen him take responsibility for. That's fucking bonkers.

He can't admit fault in any real way. Then this. Whadda shit head.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Bag of rocks. . .

 

[TorpidSloth]

Reminder - this is Fats' favourite pizza. Ian's mac and cheese pie

Fat.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Reminder - this is Fats' favourite pizza. Ian's mac and cheese pie
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Fat.

That looks disgusting… and I’ve had Hawaiian pizza once.

I initially thought it was a big version of one of those breakfast pizzas Mom used to microwave for me.

 

[TorpidSloth]

That looks disgusting… and I’ve had Hawaiian pizza once.

I initially thought it was a big version of one of those breakfast pizzas Mom used to microwave for me.

It looks absolutely revolting

 

[Podcasting 101]

Jim Breuer always wins in the end.

 

[Brooke Shields]

For once Pat's narcissistic delusions of grandeur is correct

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Reminder - this is Fats' favourite pizza. Ian's mac and cheese pie
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Fat.

Mama mia! Diddah giardia patient shitta on some rolleda dough?

 

[UnPRePared]

Reminder - this is Fats' favourite pizza. Ian's mac and cheese pie
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Fat.

I happen to like a good pizza. Hell, there's a wonderful prosciutto pizza I've had that I'd kill for.

This is the kind of thing you serve white children - so of course Pat loves it.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I happen to like a good pizza. Hell, there's a wonderful prosciutto pizza I've had that I'd kill for.

This is the kind of thing you serve white children - so of course Pat loves it.

Pat’s favorite pasta is still spaghetti-os, huh?

 

[RoTheHo69]

Reminder - this is Fats' favourite pizza. Ian's mac and cheese pie
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Fat.

Dude that's fuckin grody af

 

[TomFromNawlins]

It probably is your fault because your patronage would've put them in the green.

Or maybe:

 

[StlakerFatti]

If they ever were so foolish as to do a promotional All-you-can-eat special, Rick could've bankrupted that place immediately.