Pat may not know what your name is, but he knows what your name isn't

[BudDickman]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I’ll make it easy for him too - My name is David Fried.

 

[guest]

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Not sure why, but this is one of the best Pat text exchanges I've ever seen.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Not sure why, but this is one of the best Pat text exchanges I've ever seen.

My favorite is still the "hello" one

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

A complete transcription of text exchanges will make a unique coffee table book one day.

 

[Honey Badger]

A complete transcription of text exchanges will make a unique coffee table book one day.

I am seriously entertaining this idea

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

My name is John. John Gulbunney.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

My name is John. John Gulbunney.

Hi Pat, this is Harry. Harry Cox.

 

[HotDogJoe]

My favorite is still the "hello" one

no, stlaker.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Now this one I like. Non-sequiturs, after a round of brutal ones.

 

[Will Tate]

Hi Pat, this is Harry. Harry Cox.

Hey, Pat, Lou Scunt here.

 

[Random username]

Pats name would be vic dumb.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Pats name would be vic dumb.

Frank Furter

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Pats name would be vic dumb.

but everyone would know him as Fats Domino's

 

[Jenna]

He really doesn't understand that most people don't spend all day lying about every little thing. Which leads to not having a strange honesty complex that manifests itself as "I need to prove I'm telling the truth and you're lying!"

He sure does love telegraphing his insecurities. I NEVER lie and I'm NOT fat and I got good grades in high school and I have a HUGE dick and a LOT of friends. Now excuse me I have to have SKILLFUL SEX with my wife who is SUPER attracted to me. My fake plaaaaaaaaastic love.

 

[BudDickman]

 

[captain_kamala]

tell him your name is leiah c

 

[The Fuchitive]

Patrick knows my name but he's too big of a coward to do anything with it.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

Patrick knows my name but he's too big of a coward to do anything with it.

He might know your name but he also needs to find you on the street and say the phrase exactly including the station call letters

 

[The Fuchitive]

He might know your name but he also needs to find you on the street and say the phrase exactly including the station call letters

Are YOU the ONAF $23,739.25 Fuchitive?