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Pat making up scenarios just to make an unfunny quip
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Is this supposed to be funny? He doesn't leave his half hovel and he does less than Zero physical activity.
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Anyone who liked Pat's post really deserves a good noogie.
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He is a beer away from trying to squeeze his lame " Weather alerts knee" punchline that he has used for years.
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Genuinely painful to read.
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professional comedian btw
imagine not only saying that but thinking "I better grab my phone and type it for the cat ladies!"
notice the forced unnecessary "with my wife" to indicate the marriage is still going.
imagine not only saying that but thinking "I better grab my phone and type it for the cat ladies!"
notice the forced unnecessary "with my wife" to indicate the marriage is still going.
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Pat playing tennis is the real "joke".
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His comedy gets ignored more thoroughly than any other genre of pig post. I know he’s dumb but he also tracks ENGAGEMENT avidly. These awful jokes are fucking up his metrics.
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I like the craft of introducing "downloaded this new app" to bring his joke from 2021 into 2023.
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Your knees aren’t bad due to a lifetime of physical activity, it’s because you’re a fat slob.
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He's talking about Wii tennis.
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Pat's twitter sends out "fat cunt" alerts.
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I would legitimately pay $10 for a 5 minute video of the pig playing tennis.
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Every word of this is retarded, but if you were playing tennis and some fat retard from the other court yelled "DURR GIVE ME YOUR KNEE CARTILAGE" at you, you wouldn't be like "What? No!" You'd give a polite laugh and go back to completely ignoring him.
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Same. I played a lot of sports growing up and always looked at tennis the same way I look at badminton, like it's not a sport, it's a game. Like croquet. But no, tennis is hard as fuck. I'm an athletic guy and I'll admit that tennis is fucking hard. It's not a fat person sport.
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He's just trying to deflect attention from his missing pallet chairs. This may be the funniest shit yet to happen to this asshole.
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Craigslist: You there! Give me your pallet chairs!
Pat: What? No!
Pat: What? No!
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I don't think you'd even give a polite laugh, it's such a bizarre statement that it's not even recognizable as a joke. If someone yelled that to me, I'd assume they were insane.
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Why didn't he make it as a professional comic? It's a mystery.