we call the slice across the face a buck fifty here in florida.
Florida is like its own country. Even I got fucking nervous watching this documentary. Now that's a rough place.
The prison for profit thing is disgusting. As shit as prison is its not that bad here. I got off heroin and went to counselling every week. I got tons of books ordered in... Had a great gym. When I got to open jail I had my phone, torrented movies would be shared by usbs we plug into our tv.had out own key to our room. Get out weekends... If you keep your head down and avail of the help you can really have an OK time there. Some of the laughs and craic we had was just the best. Some decent people in there too you know?
A buck fifty lol...
OK some other slang... When I said that nonce got scalded... A nonce is a kiddie fiddler. A rapist is a jockey.
When you get your sentence it's called 'your whack'
One day this miserable faced git was wandering around bringing the mood down so one the boys shouts 'David, do your whack!' and he heard that 1000s of times!
For some reason 'chat' became a use all word... So a roll up smoke you'd say 'Deano, roll us up a big lung buster chat there'
Or the prison issue velcro runners woulld be 'those prison chats'
I'm sure you've heard me call Fatrick a muppet or spastic. Means fool. Same as eejit.
If its a girl who's a right cunt you'd call her a 'geebag'. Gee, G pronounced like great is slang for a vagina.
On one of the walls in the court cells I remember seeing
'Jacinta O Brien has a smelly gee'
And any time I was in America I really had to reign in the use of the word cunt. Its way more lax here. In fact like somone can be a 'reallly sound cunt' or 'he's a fucking cunt'... And of course it means vagina too. As does fanny. Caused mix ups in America lol!
If somone was due a beating you'd say
'he's getting a batin' later' bate rhymes with late.
To 'rally' a girl around is like rally driving... Its a very rough and ready, fast, dirty form of car racing... So you'd be like 'I'd fucking rally her around until the axles broke'
Usual ones like wanker, prick, dickhead... We pronounce twat like bat. Twat can mean vagina too.
Mong or mongo is short for mongoloid. Like 'that stupid fuckin eejit, he's some mongo'
Screws are prison officers. 'in the nick' is in jail or getting nicked is getting arrested.
One of my favourites is 'munter' rhymes with hunter.
Means a very ugly woman
'nikki is a hefty munter, fucking tide wouldn't take her out'