Pat is a master troll

[garbageman2244]

That's the only explanation for shit like this. His "garden bed" is strewn with rocks and wood chips, and she's basically pouring seeds into a divot from one of their fat feet. Everything about this is wrong and stupid. I know he's functionally retarded, but even he must know that this isn't going to work. Also, nice grass and weeds in your unplanted garden, stupid.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1531316957454159877?t=656tAg4buKhRXC4AMmuVMw&s=19

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I hope hawk swoops down and grabs it then sits on power line where Pat can see it eating it

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That looks like shit and I look forward to tearing it out.

 

[guest]

niki... a liTTle closer so I can geT the triumph in the shoT..... harumph...... closer, that's iT.

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[captain_kamala]

god forbid she steps outside without her sunglasses. fat armed freak.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It would be funny if some portly, left handed, rascal sprayed grass and weed killer all over that bed. No one should do that, definitely not. I'm just saying it would be funny.

 

[guest]

I would rather join a Franciscan monastery than have sex with Niki. I can smell her through the screen and it's not good.

 

[BudDickman]

She is broader in the chest and shoulders than most.

 

[EraGodless]

I would rather join a Franciscan monastery than have sex with Niki. I can smell her through the screen and it's not good.

She's yoked- her arms are twice the size of Pat's string beans and she actually has a little bit of definition.

 

[guest]

She's yoked- her arms are twice the size of Pat's string beans and she actually has a little bit of definition.

If there is any sexual activity between them it begins and ends with her pinning him down and porking him with a strap-on.

 

[guest]

niki... a liTTle closer so I can geT the triumph in the shoT..... harumph...... closer, that's iT.

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The psychological torture he exerts on Niki comes out in this video and the bo staff video. His autistic "honey, you're gonna miss the money shot" nastiness is on full display. He's like a 13 year old girl documenting all this mundane shit. Poor Niki.

 

[guest]

That's the only explanation for shit like this. His "garden bed" is strewn with rocks and wood chips, and she's basically pouring seeds into a divot from one of their fat feet. Everything about this is wrong and stupid. I know he's functionally retarded, but even he must know that this isn't going to work. Also, nice grass and weeds in your unplanted garden, stupid.

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Shut up or she'll beat you with her 20 inch bicep.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Crops he says. In that backfill patch. He’ll grow some shitty peppers and stuff them in a jar and lie about selling his pig slop to local restaurants again.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It’s funny she has bigger arms than him. Has Pat made any gym tweets in the past couple months? Was the last time when he ate shit tacos “for the protein”? That home gym sure was a waste of money, child.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

niki... a liTTle closer so I can geT the triumph in the shoT..... harumph...... closer, that's iT.

There was anger behind his imperiously gesturing her closer.
I’d hate to know what would’ve happened if she didn’t hop to it after he told her to move closer twice.
Shaking

 

[NoBacon]

I once again have it on good authority the man from Reddit has reported the authorities that he’s now salting the earth and attracting vermin, lizards are encroaching on my property (proof attached)

He can’t keep getting away with it.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Nikki doing the yard work because she knows she can't trust Fatrick not to fuck it up

he 100% deliberately included the fence in the background for us lol, rent free

 

[It’s Meboe]

He shoved Pedro out the way and asked Niki to pose like she’s doing work.

 

[guest]

I’d hate to know what would’ve happened if she didn’t hop to it after he told her to move closer twice.

Nothing. Look at the guns on her. She'd slap the shit out of him.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

It would be funny if some portly, left handed, rascal sprayed grass and weed killer all over that bed. No one should do that, definitely not. I'm just saying it would be funny.

Or dump shitload of pot seeds in there that wouldn't be legal