Pat is a Labor Expert

[Clint Ruin]

Laboring to breathe, maybe

 

[guest]

Why does he have to act like an expert on every topic? He has no idea what he's talking about.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Wasn't there for Adriennes labour and id say he barely did a tap while selling his medical insurance (which made him a complete medical expert)... The fat fuck sits in Hooligans pretending to be exasperated when he is asked 'what are you working on', drinks himself into a stupor at the hovel and rants on Twitter all night, literally all night....
The cunt hasn't a clue!

(I recently reread Anthony Burgess's 1985...a fucking crazy distopia where unions and strikes have completely ravaged the country. Its got a novella and essays about 1984, communism and syndicalism. I had to look up a little bit of stuff to get it. I'd love to see Fatrick try get his head around that!)

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Right. And Chainsaw Al Dunlap laid off people left and right, and the shareholders sucked his dick.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Labored breathing expert.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He read or heard that once somewhere so he’s officially an expert. Funny a fat unemployed 42 year old is spending his time tweeting about labor.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

He read or heard that once somewhere so he’s officially an expert. Funny a fat unemployed 42 year old is spending his time tweeting about labor.

Just like he is a medical expert surpassing doctors because he sold medical insurance. Or because he wrote that note to Annabelle in his book he is now an incredible parent.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Like bullying people into quitting for refusing a mandatory vaccine?

I also don't see the difference, from a stocks perspective, in mass layoffs or a glut of people quitting. It's almost like the schweinhund has no idea on what he's talking about.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Things Pat is not:
1. Gainfully Employed
2. An Investor
3. Smart

Things Pat is:
1. Fat
2. Lazy
3. Broke
4. Stupid (1.7 GPA; 1.2 adjusted)

 

[guest]

Why does he have to act like an expert on every topic? He has no idea what he's talking about.

It's all compensatory.

Expert on every topic = 1.7 GPA retard who dropped out of college
Sex God pussy magnet = HAs had sex with 2 women in his whole life
Actual tough guy = Stood there and awkwardly smiled and avoided eye contact while another man stole his wife
Successful scifi author = Dead-end insurance salesman
Handyman fence fixer = Useless dolt whose wife has to hire spics from Facebook to do basic Saturday house maintenance
6 figure earner = Broke loser who likely makes less than $40k
Marathon runner/gym buff = Obese couch potato twitter addict
140 IQ = 3 hours of interviews with an obvious troll who was clearly on the verge of laughing throughout, thinking an 8000 word "Gamergate 2.0" article was being written about him by a team at Huffington Post.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It's all compensatory.

Expert on every topic = 1.7 GPA retard who dropped out of college
Sex God pussy magnet = HAs had sex with 2 women in his whole life
Actual tough guy = Stood there and awkwardly smiled and avoided eye contact while another man stole his wife
Successful scifi author = Dead-end insurance salesman
Handyman fence fixer = Useless dolt whose wife has to hire spics from Facebook to do basic Saturday house maintenance
6 figure earner = Broke loser who likely makes less than $40k
Marathon runner/gym buff = Obese couch potato twitter addict
140 IQ = 3 hours of interviews with an obvious troll who was clearly on the verge of laughing throughout, thinking an 8000 word "Gamergate 2.0" article was being written about him by a team at Huffington Post.

We don't know that Fat and Thiki have ever had sex. I'm keeping his body count at 1 until proven otherwise.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

We don't know that Fat and Thiki have ever had sex. I'm keeping his body count at 1 until proven otherwise.

This is what Nikki sees when he gets horny tweeting Brianna Wu after 8 beers, slobbbers on Nikki, gives her a few dry, rough pokes up her, a 15 second rub of her piss flaps and this is EXACTLY what he looks like when he pants 'You like that don't you wife?'

Then spends 6 minutes on top of her, shifting around his gunt and her fanny flab, tshirt still on, trying to poke at her roadkill-like gash with his sweaty mushroom. Just waddling his hips into her and puffing beer and pissy bar nuts breath into her face...

His cardio is so poor he won't even get to prematurely ejaculate on the off chance he hasn't got Brewer's Droop, so he will roll off her and gasping say 'that was so good, we're so hot together' ... Before the sweat can dry on her depressing tits he is already on Twitter for his after fuck fix...

Some people smoke, some cuddle, some shower, Fatrick tweets. All while convincing himself Adrienne misses his ultra porn star performance.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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This is what Nikki sees when he gets horny tweeting Brianna Wu after 8 beers, slobbbers on Nikki, gives her a few dry, rough pokes up her, a 15 second rub of her piss flaps and this is EXACTLY what he looks like when he pants 'You like that don't you wife?'

Then spends 6 minutes on top of her, shifting around his gunt and her fanny flab, tshirt still on, trying to poke at her roadkill-like gash with his sweaty mushroom. Just waddling his hips into her and puffing beer and pissy bar nuts breath into her face...

His cardio is so poor he won't even get to prematurely ejaculate on the off chance he hasn't got Brewer's Droop, so he will roll off her and gasping say 'that was so good, we're so hot together' ... Before the sweat can dry on her depressing tits he is already on Twitter for his after fuck fix...

Some people smoke, some cuddle, some shower, Fatrick tweets. All while convincing himself Adrienne misses his ultra porn star performance.

Was he auditioning for a part as Palsy Jim Ross?

 

[fenrir]

(I recently reread Anthony Burgess's 1985...a fucking crazy distopia where unions and strikes have completely ravaged the country. Its got a novella and essays about 1984, communism and syndicalism. I had to look up a little bit of stuff to get it. I'd love to see Fatrick try get his head around that!)

This makes me want to go back and finish reading it. The fake interview at the beginning of the book is probably the best take on Orwell and 1984 that I've read.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

He looks like he’s about to go into labor.

 

[RobertMewler]

I've seen his soft hands. He doesn't know shit about labor.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Layoffs are a sign of internal trouble and weakness

Are they? Where'd you copy/paste that from, fat retard? You have zero experience of running a business or having employees, so stfu you nothing cunt who lives in poverty and irrelevance.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

This makes me want to go back and finish reading it. The fake interview at the beginning of the book is probably the best take on Orwell and 1984 that I've read.

The slow insidious infiltration of Islam to the west was scary... The Al Dorchester... Beer becoming weaker and weaker because its owned by Arab conglomerates, pork pricing itself out of the market, the Isle of Man being used as a test to swap alcohol in beer with a depressant that's OK with the Koran... King Charles 3rd saying he has German, Greek and Scots in his bloodline and will have Arab soon enough...
The only building and work going on during the general strike is on a giant mosque in London where once stood St Paul's...
Bev giving his sex crazed slow daughter (due to an untested drug for pregnant woman causing problems in brain development) to a wealthy Arab as a 'probationary concubine'...

Just as Orwell imagined the result of 'socialism', in extremis, 39 years after WW2 ended, Burgess took unions and syndicalism to the max, turned it to 11 and even had a fucking ' working man's language' piece just like Orwell had the piece about Newspeak in 1984.

I love the bit where King Charles III gets news he had a son and decides to call him 'Bill'...
Bill being the overall wearing, trade union loving working man's poster boy, like Big Brother.
In real life of course Charles' first son was named William!

 

[fenrir]

The slow insidious infiltration of Islam to the west was scary... The Al Dorchester... Beer becoming weaker and weaker because its owned by Arab conglomerates, pork pricing itself out of the market, the Isle of Man being used as a test to swap alcohol in beer with a depressant that's OK with the Koran... King Charles 3rd saying he has German, Greek and Scots in his bloodline and will have Arab soon enough...
The only building and work going on during the general strike is on a giant mosque in London where once stood St Paul's...
Bev giving his sex crazed slow daughter (due to an untested drug for pregnant woman causing problems in brain development) to a wealthy Arab as a 'probationary concubine'...

Just as Orwell imagined the result of 'socialism', in extremis, 39 years after WW2 ended, Burgess took unions and syndicalism to the max, turned it to 11 and even had a fucking ' working man's language' piece just like Orwell had the piece about Newspeak in 1984.

I love the bit where King Charles III gets news he had a son and decides to call him 'Bill'...
Bill being the overall wearing, trade union loving working man's poster boy, like Big Brother.
In real life of course Charles' first son was named William!

He was also very prescient when he wrote in "The Wanting Seed" about the elite using alternative sexuality, plague and wars to curb overpopulation. It seemed farfetched in the early 2000s when I read it, but now...

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The real problem here is the fella that thinks asking pat for advice is a good idea.