Pat goes back to the well on something nobody asked for.

[Slackjawed Cow]

6 years prior:

 

[RobertMewler]

What was he doing alone in his car with a little boy?

 

[AliceWorquer]

Bob Seger? How embarrassing. He should have been listening to cool bands like Trapt and Wolfmother.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What’s a CD?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What was he doing alone in his car with a little boy?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is always exaggerating. At first it was 5 years

He had to tack on another 4 years to the story to make it sound more over the top. So now it would mean he found out this information in 2020. An easily provable lie. Another case of making up useless lies just for internet attention. He lies about the dumbest shit.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He drives a car that will be 16 next year.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He is always exaggerating. At first it was 5 years

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He had to tack on another 4 years to the story to make it sound more over the top. So now it would mean he found out this information in 2020. An easily provable lie. Another case of making up useless lies just for internet attention. He lies about the dumbest shit.

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Not only that but when you start the car the CD player engages And the display would show you it playing. I mean it's possible this numb skull never paid attention to his dashboard but I'm guessing he's loying

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

16 next year.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s talking about a car cd player - something that was phased out on most cars close to 10 years ago.

Gee Pat, got any car cigarette lighter jokes? Car ash tray stories?

 

[PogromStallone]

Interesting to see how the story morphs over the years.

This one should be added next to the Guitar Joe and Not Welcome gifs.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

What’s a CD?

crossdresser.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

He drives a car that will be 16 next year.

His daughter is younger than his car

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

His daughter is younger than his car

Her 3rd dad has a better and faster car that Pats and he HATES it.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Her 3rd dad has a better and faster car that Pats and he HATES it.

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Nobody cares you have a Bullit, Pat. It’s a mustang with a few special trim pieces. They do “special editions” almost every year for those cars for rubes. I remember Ram had a “lonestar” edition Ram they sold in Texas and all it had different from a standard Ram was a decal on the back in the shape of Texas. Prob charged 2 grand more just for that.

 

[1073waaf]

Her 3rd dad has a better and faster car that Pats and he HATES it.

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That’s my exact car. I’m glad to know it’s the enemy of Pat’s faggy Mustang.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

crossdresser.

That dude is wearing a cross necklace, I assume in mockery.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

4 year old? Is Pat gathering child spit to sell to a certain Long Island connoisseur? Is that how he paid off his debt?!

 

[Brooke Shields]

What was he doing alone in his car with a little boy?

I know what the little boy was doing as he hit the eject button