Pat found this gay shit worthy of revisiting a year later

[captain_kamala]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Narrator: Not long after, Fatrick fell for an email from a .net website.

 

[Heyfellas]

Pat believes in intelligent design he’s just too stupid to understand it

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

How are we fighting against our own nature by appreciating and preserving natural beauty?

P*t is like any rich piece of shit who doesn't care about anything but themselves, except P*t has no money. He's the one more likely to make some Faustian bargain to get ahead, not the majority of the planet.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[guest]

This nigger (and by nigger I mean Torque Wheeler the expert automechanic giving advice on automobiles also known as patrick s tomlinson, @stealthygeek on twitter) will complain about global warming while flying around the world on credit cards and the niggerest of nigger rich paydays to get drunk and satisfy his manbaby whims.

 

[guest]

He’s such an arrogant piece of shit. I will never stop being humbled by the magnificence of nature.

 

[BoringFaggot]

"has not one atom of understanding"

YUCK!! His desperate attempts to sound profound are embarrassing as fuck.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

He shouldn't feel small.

 

[Brooke Shields]

his profile picture has all the charm of a catfish date rapist

 

[Will Tate]

I'm sure it'll come as a stupendous surprise to all of you, but "glorious purpose" is from a Marvel movie, because Pat is as shallow as he is fat.

 

[Udders]

What a pontificating bore. You're not deep or insightful. You've been owned by trolls for years, got retardedly catfished, have massive debt, are an embarrassment to your family, and are a fat faggot with bitch tits.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What a pontificating bore. You're not deep or insightful. You've been owned by trolls for years, got retardedly catfished, have massive debt, are an embarrassment to your family, and are a fat faggot with bitch tits.

If only he had friends so they could tell him the hard truths.

 

[guest]

I'ma be real. Bam's content is meh.

She's at her best when she's embarrassing herself. Like Boomia.

We get it. You used to be pretty. Enough with the gift cards. You were Team Dan until he fell out of favor. Now you're dragging him.
No wonder every man who fucks you ends up slapping the taste out of your mouth.

 

[Jenna]

I stand in front of the ocean, and it reminds me how special and important I am.

Doubt that's making a motivational poster anytime soon.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

Pat doesn't feel small near the ocean because he's a great big fat person

 

[EraGodless]

Deep Thoughts by Hack Handy

 

[guest]

Narrator: Not long after, Fatrick fell for an email from a .net website.

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[Libby Son Of Loin]

How can one stand in front of itself?

 

[More Worser]

“I feel immense and powerful.”

One of those two things is true. Sorry, Pat