Pat - enjoy your vacation mother fucker!

[TheRevAlJolson]

Take it easy at the gift shop, you've got a hefty legal bill waiting in your mailbox when you get home

 

[Raymond]

No, child, we can't leave the hotel to go to a restaurant. You know why, stupid, stupid baby chi-eld. Shhhhhhhhhh. Eat your microwaved ravioli, quietly.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Be sure to tell us what the spam's like in Costa Rica!

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Gonna need an oversized checked bag to carry that asswhipping with you, fat faggot.

Just kill yourself

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The Costa Rican’s are really going to appreciate a fat tube who is incredibly stupid, fat, not tipping AND being an asshole to them. Hopefully he gets a tomale fart in the Milwaukee’s best he orders. And Nikks puss.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Pat's going to be staying in his shit room all day writing his screenplay to try and cover some bills.

Niki: "Pat, can we go to the beachzzhh and getasome sun? we're in costraaa ricaaa (slurring at 1 pm)

Pat: STUPID. BABY. INFANT. CHILD. YOU WERENT LISTENING. I AM NOT IN BEACH BODY SHAPE.
LET ME WORK ON THIS SCREEN PLAY CHILD, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

Id say the odds are more likely than not, niki meets juan or carlos as Pat is brooding and she gets spitroasted by uncut coastarican brown cock

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat's going to be staying in his shit room all day writing his screenplay to try and cover some bills.

Niki: "Pat, can we go to the beachzzhh and getasome sun? we're in costraaa ricaaa (slurring at 1 pm)

Pat: STUPID. BABY. INFANT. CHILD. YOU WERENT LISTENING. I AM NOT IN BEACH BODY SHAPE.
LET ME WORK ON THIS SCREEN PLAY CHILD, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

Id say the odds are more likely than not, niki meets juan or carlos as Pat is brooding and she gets spitroasted by uncut coastarican brown cock

I have a feeling Niki will cancel the trip in hopes they can get some money back.

 

[stealthygeek]

I bet Niki suggests that they call off the vacation but Pat will explain that he won't let the idiots win and will double down like a retard.

Every single purchase will be a very real reminder that his quasi debt looms. He'll try to take his mind off things but when he pulls out his Discover card to go scuba diving or whatever Quasi will be back at the forefront of his mind. Pig's gonna be a hollow husk of a fat man just going through the motions and staying sloppy shitfaced just to cope. 2 weeks, what a massive mistake

 

[Juschippinyababe]

His lack of finances coming up means the only culinary vacation pics were going to get are going to be McDonald's isn't it? "The Mofongo at McDonald's is simply sublime isn't that right nikki, child?" Gets served papers swiftly upon returning home