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Pat drives a V6 - CONFIRMED!!

Riccardo Bosi

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Ford Mustang VI 3.7 V6 (304 Hp) 2015, 2016, 2017 Specs​



The Mustang does come in a V6. Patrick S. Tomlinson cannot handle a V8 because only real men who raise their own kids can handle them. Tomlinson is a childly man-child, child, and is reduced to driving a V6, which is for babies.

He's also morbidly obese.
 

Easily_Remembered

"And young. So young."
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Even if Patrick really drove a V-8
Even if Patrick really did lift heavy weights and work out
Even if Patrick was really a rough 'n tumble bar fighter
Even if Patrick really did check out all the empties maaaan

He still wouldn't be manly, or a man. Because he failed the one basic test - he abandoned his daughter.

So LARP all you want, Patrick. It doesn't change the fact that you are a big fat pussy-bitch who ran like a coward at the first sign of real responsibility.
 

Stent

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he abandoned his daughter.
Technically he didn't abandon her. He signed her away. Relinquished all legal rights to her. Abdicated all responsibility. Was never required to even notice her existence. No obligation and zero duty towards her. He never had enough authority to abandon her since she was always in the care of her mother and never in his care. He's functionally lower than a deadbeat dad. There's no colloquial term for what he is because it's unheard of.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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Hate to defend Pat, but he drives the 2008 Bullitt edition, which is a V-8. It is, however, 13 years old, has 150,000+ miles, and has been on the salt-covered winter roads of Milwaukee the entire time. It's a piece of shit. For that age and condition, even with used car prices skyrocketing over the last year, he'd probably get $8,000-10,000 for it max.
 

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Hate to defend Pat, but he drives the 2008 Bullitt edition, which is a V-8. It is, however, 13 years old, has 150,000+ miles, and has been on the salt-covered winter roads of Milwaukee the entire time. It's a piece of shit. For that age and condition, even with used car prices skyrocketing over the last year, he'd probably get $8,000-10,000 for it max.
Far too generous. Id say $5k tops and that is with the current high value on a used car. Its a salvage title with 4 accidents that we know of.
 

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As much as we trash AntH, he had the nicer “Mustang” by far. His white trash ass also drove and crashed it in the snow. Yes, a rear wheel drive muscle car with summer tires. Come to think of if, Milwaukee doesn’t seem like a smart place to own a Mustang either, hmm.
Are we assuming he didn't have that two beer buzz before the first beers going before he took the wheel?
 
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