Pat does not have tits to monetize

[BudDickman]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

'Not even dozens.'

The problem with that, sweetie, is that like 700 people gave a thumbs up of the trailer of his new Patrick documentary. Thousands of people will see the actual documentary and laugh.

 

[fricklefrackle]

He's amazing.

 

[guest]

He could make thousands with a little estrogen but idk his healthcare situation

 

[Phish]

Are we still not sure hes not an AI some tech savvy brothaman made? Too good to be true

 

[BudDickman]

How retarded do you have to be to think that "autograph your own tits" is worthy of a response?

 

[chewtoyrapist]

"Thousands of people don't laugh at me. Never have"
We know, Mr. Professional Comedian.

 

[Dog Eater]

New twitter handle ideas:
Patrick’s Left Tit
Patrick’s Right Tit

 

[BudDickman]

He's such a bad writer that I can't tell if he's tipping his Brewers cap and acknowledging that "autograph your own tits" is funny, or he's just saying that it's funny that I'm going to prison for felony insulting.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Full of hilarious pig milk.

 

[BUBBLER]

"Thousands of people don't laugh at me. Never have"
We know, Mr. Professional Comedian.

Chewtoycock really pounded him

 

[fricklefrackle]

My ribs can't take it anymore

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

My ribs can't take it anymore

No, I don't live on the moon, child. *Ding*

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Hahaha fuck he ALWAYS delivers!
Autographing your own tits!!!!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its fantastic that his plans of being internet famous to prove all the naysayers and people that laughed at him at school wrong, has backfired. He got enough of a taste that he cant stop pursuing it and thinks its his destiny. He cant accept that he turned himself into a laughing stock and now that is really his only fate on the internet. To be laughed at once again.

 

[guest]

He is unintentionally the funniest person alive

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Don't have tits to monetize, stlaker.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

He is unintentionally the funniest person alive

Joe Cumia would like a word, libtard.

 

[HotDogJoe]

My ribs can't take it anymore

You'd pity him if he wasn't the most hateable (and fattest) man on the planet.

 

[BudDickman]