Pat did an interview with one of us

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This makes me happy

Josiah Tapes – Thomas Apostle Investigations

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[RobertMewler]

More than one! And kept an email exchange with Josiah! And sent him some of his case evidence! He's the stupidest narcissist that ever existed and still going strong.

 

[Stent]

He figured out he's a fat faggot with bitch tits just in the nick of time.

 

[guest]

He figured out he's a fat faggot with bitch tits just in the nick of time.

"Nooo, we figured out that you're a complete posing liar and, by the way, you weren'T the only person."

I still don't understand what he meant by this. Did someone else con him into thinking they were a journalist? Are there another set of Josiah-style tapes out there? Or is he just a low-voltage moron who was at the beginning of a panicked realisation that he was fooled to epic proportions and words are just falling out of his fat fish mouth?

 

[Stent]

"Nooo, we figured out that you're a complete posing liar and, by the way, you weren'T the only person."

I still don't understand what he meant by this. Did someone else con him into thinking they were a journalist? Are there another set of Josiah-style tapes out there? Or is he just a low-voltage moron who was at the beginning of a panicked realisation that he was fooled to epic proportions and words are just falling out of his fat fish mouth?

I think that was in reference to Anna "Choke Me Daddy Apostle" Merlan at Vice talking to him.

 

[guest]

I think that was in reference to Anna "Choke Me Daddy Apostle" Merlan at Vice talking to him.

Still, his syntax makes no sense. He's addressing "Josiah."

 

[Stent]

Still, his syntax makes no sense. He's addressing "Josiah."

Yeah, he was completely flustered at even the slightest pushback from Josiah. Being called a faggot ruined whatever little scene Pat had figured out in his head for how it would all play out. I suspect his entire life is like that.

 

[RobertMewler]

Still, his syntax makes no sense. He's addressing "Josiah."

@Stent was right. Pat told Josiah that he wasn't the only one who figured it out - meaning Anna Merlan also figured out Josiah was fake. She knew people at Huffpo but not Josiah. But really, she was the one who actually figured it out. Pat was only suspicious and still wanted it to be real.

 

[guest]

@Stent was right. Pat told Josiah that he wasn't the only one who figured it out - meaning Anna Merlan also figured out Josiah was fake. She knew people at Huffpo but not Josiah. But really, she was the one who actually figured it out. Pat was only suspicious and still wanted it to be real.

Listen again. He doesn't say "I wasn't the only one who figured it out" he says exactly what I wrote. I know what you're talking about and it probably was what he meant to say. But the panicking idiot said something else. Mr Bar Fighting fascist killer firebrand is actually a nervous queer whose voice gets squeaky and who can't string a coherent sentence together when faced with confrontation.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Listen again. He doesn't say "I wasn't the only one who figured it out" he says exactly what I wrote. I know what you're talking about and it probably was what he meant to say. But the panicking idiot said something else. Mr Bar Fighting fascist killer firebrand is actually a nervous queer whose voice gets squeaky and who can't string a coherent sentence together when faced with confrontation.

Yep. Fat pussy could never even string together a sentence while doing written material for his standup. I’d pay good money to be able to watch him take that call, hang up then call back again. He lasted about five seconds before he had a total nervous breakdown.

 

[Udders]

"Nooo, we figured out that you're a complete posing liar and, by the way, you weren'T the only person."

I still don't understand what he meant by this. Did someone else con him into thinking they were a journalist? Are there another set of Josiah-style tapes out there? Or is he just a low-voltage moron who was at the beginning of a panicked realisation that he was fooled to epic proportions and words are just falling out of his fat fish mouth?

I've thought about this too. My only guess is he means not only is Josiah fake, but Canyon and Rahul are too.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Listen again. He doesn't say "I wasn't the only one who figured it out" he says exactly what I wrote. I know what you're talking about and it probably was what he meant to say. But the panicking idiot said something else. Mr Bar Fighting fascist killer firebrand is actually a nervous queer whose voice gets squeaky and who can't string a coherent sentence together when faced with confrontation.

It was probably the exact moment his heart rate started to really kick up, the sweat was starting to bead up, and that nervous thing was hitting his pig stomach.

To be fair, if I found out my biggest chance at success against my "enemy" turned out to be an elaborate lie designed to humiliate me on whole new level that I fell for like a low IQ buffoon, then I'd probably mess up some wording, too.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

"Nooo, we figured out that you're a complete posing liar and, by the way, you weren'T the only person."

I still don't understand what he meant by this. Did someone else con him into thinking they were a journalist? Are there another set of Josiah-style tapes out there? Or is he just a low-voltage moron who was at the beginning of a panicked realisation that he was fooled to epic proportions and words are just falling out of his fat fish mouth?

Textbook dimwit dialogue.

Think about your conversations with the dullards in your life.

You speak to them about some action you took or are to take, or some conclusion you came to based on x evidence.

You did all the intellectual heavy lifting, then presented your position to the dullard.

Pat's typical dullard response is a bounce-back, which confirms the dullard heard you correctly. Then the dullard amplifies agreement, but never truly understands the concepts you shared.

The duller the dullard, the more exaggerated the amplification.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He did 2 hours of recorded interviews and sent over all his evidence for the case and THEN got suspicious about the fact that he couldn't find anything on Google for Josiah Munoz.

He's a smart one, that Tomlinson.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Pat helped the Nazis