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Pat congratulating himself on an luke warm take that many had expected

Slackjawed Cow

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Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Fatso is truly irredeemable. That NPD is baked in, and you could study him, medicate him, and send him to therapy, but you’d come to the Melfi conclusion that he’s too far gone.

What happened to Patposting being over though? That didn’t last long. Not that I’m complaining.
Pat post got stale there for a bit, but even those that declared it dead also said that big events like this con would bring par posting back
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Pat post got stale there for a bit, but even those that declared it dead also said that big events like this con would bring par posting back
Not all patposts are bangers but its a public service to document his stupidity so they dont get lost in the huge amount of posts he makes a day. Sometimes there some hidden gold that another pest will spot in his posts that gets called out that did get spotted originally.
 

quasi101

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nice 1980s scam, stupid


Baltimore Stockbroker / Psychic Sports Picks​

The Baltimore Stockbroker scam relies on mass-mailing or emailing. The scammer begins with a large pool of marks, numbering ideally a power of two such as 1024 (210). The scammer divides the pool into two halves, and sends all the members of each half a prediction about the future outcome of an event with a binary outcome (such as a stock price rising or falling, or the win/loss outcome of a sporting event). One half receives a prediction that the stock price will rise (or a team will win, etc.), and the other half receives the opposite prediction. After the event occurs, the scammer repeats the process with the group that received a correct prediction, again dividing the group in half and sending each half new predictions. After several iterations, the "surviving" group of marks has received a remarkable sequence of correct predictions, whereupon the scammer then offers these marks another prediction, this time for a fee. The next prediction is, of course, no better than a random guess, but the previous record of success makes it seem to the mark to be a prediction worth great value.

Since he doesn't have a list of his "predictions" available to do an analysis, he's effectively using this same scam. Throw out thousands of predictions, bury them in "enjoy prison stalkers" and then when 1/1000 hits retweet yourself.
 

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nice 1980s scam, stupid





Since he doesn't have a list of his "predictions" available to do an analysis, he's effectively using this same scam. Throw out thousands of predictions, bury them in "enjoy prison stalkers" and then when 1/1000 hits retweet yourself.
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