Pat at a dinner party

[guest]

Pat: "The Mueller Report showed without a shadow of a doubt that Trump is guilty of Russian collusion."

Guy: "Yeah."

Pat: "Trump is a Russian puppet. He almost stole the election from Biden, like he did Hillary, but the democrats turned out in droves and elected the most popular president in history."

Guy: "As bad as Trump was, Biden isn't that great. Heard his approval rating is in the low 40s."

Pat: "What did you just say?"

Guy: "I was just saying... I wish we had a real leader in office. Not a career politician. To really change things, you know."

Pat spits his beer in the guys face.

Pat: "Shut your fucking mouth, child. You don't have anything to say."



Pat is never invited to a dinner party again.

...

I'm drunk. The point of this post is I miss the fiction we used to write here. That shit made me laugh more than anything. Can't believe we wrote a 50,000-word book.

 

[guest]

The point is that he's fat, child.

 

[guest]

McGowan6, EasilyRemembered, Nigger... how about some new bangers for old times sake?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

McGowan6, EasilyRemembered, Nigger... how about some new bangers for old times sake?

I'll see if I can think something up this weekend, child.

 

[guest]

Some form of this likely went down early into his relationship with Niki, which explains why he is never invited to any Thanksgiving/Christmas parties

 

[wbgreen]

Jokes on Pat. Those gay guys only befriended him because they think he's FtM.

 

[Stent]

Pat being invited to a dinner party but not as Niki's partner has never happened outside his own family gatherings. He's a +1 who takes up the space of +12.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Pat spits his beer in the guys face.

Pat: "Shut your fucking mouth, child. You don't have anything to say."

More like Pat nods politely then tweets about how he had to throw hands when a gang of incel Nazis crashed the party

 

[MonsterSteve]

Pat fan fiction is the best.

 

[guest]

I'll try to rustle something up this week.