Parent Rick - Alternate timeline thread

[guest]

"I want to go home to mommy and real daddy."

"Hush, child. This is also your home for one weekend a fortnight. Drink your Mountain Dew so you grow up strong like me."

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Ade and Jon would still be fucking and Pat would just pull a Dale Gribble

 

[guest]

Ade and Jon would still be fucking and Pat would just pull a Dale Gribble

I envisage a world where everyone knows Rick is the father and he didn't sign away his parental rights (3x) so he has his daughter every other weekend. Every single person in this scenario has had their lives made worse by this fact.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I envisage a world where everyone knows Rick is the father and he didn't sign away his parental rights (3x) so he has his daughter every other weekend. Every single person in this scenario has had their lives made worse by this fact.

Especially poor Annabelle, who spends a couple nights every fortnight in the care of a egomaniacal corpulent man child.

 

[guest]

Especially poor Annabelle, who spends a couple nights every fortnight in the care of a egomaniacal corpulent man child.

Ade and Jon have given her a phone which automatically dials their number. They spend each weekend wondering why they didn't instantly agree to Pat signing away his parental rights all those years ago.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Ade and Jon have given her a phone which automatically dials their number. They spend each weekend wondering why they didn't instantly agree to Pat signing away his parental rights all those years ago.

Thank god this nightmare is just alternate history and not reality. Poor Annabelle. Poor Ade. Poor Jon. Thank god Annabelle has two loving parents who work to make her life and childhood special.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Ade and Jon have given her a phone which automatically dials their number. They spend each weekend wondering why they didn't instantly agree to Pat signing away his parental rights all those years ago.

"Yea hi, Dad? Uh huh, he's drunk screaming about the trolls again...."