Paranoid Paul Embarrasses Himself, Hilarity Ensues

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After confronting Rickletits this morning with his own devious attempts to incriminate ONA Forums, Rick said something to bother @ParanoidPaul enough that he took to DM'ing several users for their opinions.

As Paul was embarrassing himself in DMs, @Torque'sHeadBump posted the following thread about Rick to the main forum. Rick was using same image of his falsified 1488 admission to publically attack Cloudfare - less than 10 minutes after Paul's confrontation.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://new.onaforums.net/threads/karen-pat-going-after-cloudfare.20770/page-2#post-441601[/URL]


While @ParanoidPaul continued sperging like a faggot in DMs, @BrianGilgore was busy making a mockery of all his concerns.

The following is Paul's DM thread in it's entirety, for transparency:

 

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[Gay Faggot.]

Paranoid Paul making his own secret forums. When’s the podcast start?

 

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@BrianGilgore has set a new bar.
Pig is broken (and broke).
I'm gettin too old for dis shit.
Love y'all (except you, Bubbler).

@admin, delete my account.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"I won't be called to testify, I'm not the one facing a criminal trial"

huh? defendants are exactly the ones that can't be compelled to testify, and Pat would obviously be a witness in any trial about patposting

damn the pig's understanding of the justice system is even worse than I thought, he's really ignorant about the most basic stuff

I'm going to give Pat the benefit of the doubt and assume he's piss drunk to say something so idiotic

 

[Udders]

Technicality Tomlinson, he may not have actually posted that manifesto but he wrote it, its in his voice 100%.

 

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After reading all this, i wonder what exactly I’m doing with my life

 

[chocolatehellhole]

you need to refocus this into Dan.

 

[kingship75]

I'm going to give Pat the benefit of the doubt

Sir, don’t do that.

 

[Brooke Shields]

i got lost

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It's so funny that he is so valiant in his assurances that this alleged swatting will spell the end of OnAF, meanwhile other faggots like The Quartering and Tim Pool get ACTUALLY swatted repeatedly, make videos of it and let it go. Not our histrionic, womanly prize pig.

This, to me, proves that he faked the swatting. He really thinks that "the State" (not the comedy troupe, I presume) will bring down swift charges upon every user here based upon non-existent evidence, which will A) validate his years of "prison, stlaker" BS and B) give him the recognition and fame he so desperately craves for finally beating the trolls.

Can't believe that The Quartering and Tim Pool are more of a man than you, Patrick. Sad.

 

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Why does Paul talk about himself in the third person? Is Paul losing his mind? Does his fiancee even really excist? Questions questions questions….

 

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Sometimes i’m glad i don’t really dabble in the Pat-posting, this shit seems so retarded.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

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fucking ribs

 

[Hoolies]

its in his voice 100%

And he's genuinely putting some of his fears out there through this TorqueShantEverFindMe1488 character. Judge Pro Tem treated his team like hayseeds, brahmin baron just asked for six grand, so Pat looks up "untraceable email" and does what Brinto won't to save the case, gritting his teef as he types "die. fat. about. it…"
I guess the nigress betrayal brought it all back.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

nigger

 

[Bigsmooth]

Very confusing thread lol

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

@BrianGilgore has set a new bar.
Pig is broken (and broke).
I'm gettin too old for dis shit.
Love y'all (except you, Bubbler).

@admin, delete my account.

Dial 988

 

[quark]

Sometimes i’m glad i don’t really dabble in the Pat-posting, this shit seems so retarded.

It has both the highest peaks and cringiest valleys. Bizzare weirdo threads wondering what he eats for breakfast and does during sex turn me away most of the time. It is counter productive and usually just lame attempts at getting ribs. But there is definitely an unnerving obsessive element to some here.