Paramount network plays Bar Rescue all the time so I took a lil peek, just a taste

[Ladynyahh]

Fuckin show sucks and is obviously scripted. Then I remembered they had Jim (Faggot) Norton and Sam (Cro-Magnon) Roberts on there and Jon Taffer introduces them as something like "they're the biggest stars on Sirius radio". Two zeroes who don't drink to begin with and know fuck all about bars. How did that even happen?

 

[CQ Beans]

Fuckin show sucks and is obviously scripted. Then I remembered they had Jim (Faggot) Norton and Sam (Cro-Magnon) Roberts on there and Jon Taffer introduces them as something like "they're the biggest stars on Sirius radio". Two zeroes who don't drink to begin with and know fuck all about bars. How did that even happen?

I like how frazzled the bartender was by the two gargoyles’ appearances that he forgot the drink menu.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Ladynyahh]

"These guys know bars"

Doesn't he know that Jim has been an alcoholic since 17? Very insensitive.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

My folks will sit and watch this for hours because they get a kick out of all of Taffer’s retarded mannerisms.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

My folks will sit and watch this for hours because they get a kick out of all of Taffer’s retarded mannerisms.

He certainly loves to wag his finger to emphasize a point

 

[lowend73]

Fuckin show sucks and is obviously scripted. Then I remembered they had Jim (Faggot) Norton and Sam (Cro-Magnon) Roberts on there and Jon Taffer introduces them as something like "they're the biggest stars on Sirius radio". Two zeroes who don't drink to begin with and know fuck all about bars. How did that even happen?

Any publicity is good publicity, Jon Taffer is a business man first and foremost.

Whatever keeps them in the seats

Enough lame 50s advertising talk from me

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Here you can check by season which bars stayed open or closed. 47% success rate isn’t bad considering how awful some of the bars are. There’s one where the only food is sweet cereal because their son died or something like that. I can’t stand the show because it feels very put on. “SHUT IT DOWN!”

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[DooDooBrown]

A friend of mine ran into a bar owner at work who had just been on the show. He said it’s all super scripted obviously, that for the big confrontation scene, they pick one person who’s going to be the target of Taffer’s rage and they work out an outline of what Taffer is going to do and say to them beforehand.

That said, Bar Rescue was my show when I used to get high and stay up all night watching bullshit.

 

[EraGodless]

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Sam's hair is retreating more than Cobra Commander.

 

[EraGodless]

A friend of mine ran into a bar owner at work who had just been on the show. He said it’s all super scripted obviously, that for the big confrontation scene, they pick one person who’s going to be the target of Taffer’s rage and they work out an outline of what Taffer is going to do and say to them beforehand.

That said, Bar Rescue was my show when I used to get high and stay up all night watching bullshit.

It's too blatantly scripted to even enjoy. It literally makes me feel retarded and ashamed if I watch it for more than 10 minutes. Professional wrestling is more real.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Sam's hair is retreating more than Cobra Commander.

It took years of pests telling him to give up and shave it off before he finally did. The pests were right and it was an improvement. He was so caught up in his clowny hair being a big par of his identity ( like ant)

 

[lowend73]

I knew a guy when I lived in San Diego that was "security" more or less for Taffer. He didn't go into specifics, but you can pretty much tell alot of this shit is scripted.

Those Gordon Ramsay ones as well. Made up shit and prop placement for views. It does make for good background noise when cleaning.

 

[Cuphead]

Here you can check by season which bars stayed open or closed. 47% success rate isn’t bad considering how awful some of the bars are. There’s one where the only food is sweet cereal because their son died or something like that. I can’t stand the show because it feels very put on. “SHUT IT DOWN!”

Bar Rescue Updates - Full Open or Closed List for All Bars In 2025

Our full 2025 Bar Rescue updates list shows open or closed status for all of the bars visited by Jon Taffer and his crew.

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Kitchen Nightmares only had like a 20% success rate

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Norton's comes across more genuine in Spider-Man.

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

Here you can check by season which bars stayed open or closed. 47% success rate isn’t bad considering how awful some of the bars are. There’s one where the only food is sweet cereal because their son died or something like that. I can’t stand the show because it feels very put on. “SHUT IT DOWN!”

Bar Rescue Updates - Full Open or Closed List for All Bars In 2025

Our full 2025 Bar Rescue updates list shows open or closed status for all of the bars visited by Jon Taffer and his crew.

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They've got Bar 702 listed as open on there still, even though in less than 6 months they changed the name back to Sand Dollar and through out all the shit from the show and went back to how it was.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Kitchen Nightmares only had like a 20% success rate

Yup. There were some people who knew what they were doing but usually had staff issues or whatnot. Most of the people who go running to Kitchen Nightmares just never had a clue.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

It's too blatantly scripted to even enjoy. It literally makes me feel retarded and ashamed if I watch it for more than 10 minutes. Professional wrestling is more real.

Him almost hitting people with food is pretty funny, I don't think he does it around customers anymore though.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The British version of kitchen nightmares was legit, he really tried saving restaurants with limited drama and yelling.
Taffer has some good ideas at times but other times they are so stupid and won't work in a realistic bar environment

 

[Single Action Army]

These shows are the boomer equivalent of MrBeast phony clickbait style videos.
You'd have to be dumb as fuck to extract any value from these insincere, manufactured, boring pieces of garbage... so basically the entire remaining audience paying for TV.