Owen Goin’ to OWASP

[firstimelongtime]

Keynotes | OWASP Foundation

Keynotes on the main website for The OWASP Foundation. OWASP is a nonprofit foundation that works to improve the security of software.

dc.globalappsec.org

Her keynote is about… this place? Sorry if it’s been posted but this is the first I’ve seen it. If it wasn’t in a week I’d try to schmooze work into sending me. Thankfully the video will come out according to her Xitter.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

No mention of her ties to Gnaa in her write up? A reditor should let them know so they can correcT the recorD
Edit: maybe insight software can send their top G to attend

 

[Easily_Remembered]

 

[hikomow633]

jackie astronomic

 

[hikomow633]

jackie moronic

 

[Brooke Shields]

How much is SpaceEdge paying this woman to pretend to be such a character?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Imagine being the same color as shit.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

At this point, the centrepiece of this keynote could be her unveiling that this place is run by Mr Ed the Talking Horse it wouldn't surprise anyone up here.

 

[chewtoycock]

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I don’t know anything about computers beyond ctrl+alt+del, but is it a safe assumption that absolutely nobody except incompetent trannies and shitskin diversity hires would ever self-identify as "cyberpunk"?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

jackie astronomic

Gastronomic
Because she shits a lot on the street

 

[firstimelongtime]

Now I really wanna go in case there is a Q & A. I’d love to ask her, in front of a crowd, to regale us with how she unmasked TorSwats using her god-tier OSINT skillz.

 

[RickReternal]

I still think she’s going to bitch out and give this via video using her plant and map background. If she does show in person, she gets to network (sit in a corner and xeet) and receive paperwork that’s overdue for her review and response.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Her creditors should be notified of her upcoming appearance.

 

[Dog Eater]

I don’t know anything about computers beyond ctrl+alt+del, but is it a safe assumption that absolutely nobody except incompetent trannies and shitskin diversity hires would ever self-identify as "cyberpunk"?

Yes, it’s a sign the event is for wannabe faggots by wannabe faggots.

“Cyberpunk” - the only squat Jacqueline knows is the ones she takes in the street.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Yes, it’s a sign the event is for wannabe faggots by wannabe faggots.

“Wannabe”? I think the word you were looking for is “absolute”.

 

[Sue Lightning]

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How about we hear from a woman REALLY in Cyberpunk?

 

[NoBacon]

I hope I get a shout out.

NO BACON EGG CHEESE ON A ROLL THIS MORNING

 

[Petworth dude]

Edit: maybe insight software can send their top G to attend

Only a true 5-sink baller can afford the $1,000 registration fee

 

[wbgreen]

Is this the same conference where her keynote was 9am? Or did she scam her way into a second, better conference slot?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

She was bragging that we were scared that she will talk about us at her dumb conference. Further proof she’s OBSESSED with us because we all laugh at her and call her a stupid fat pig. She can’t stand that we’ve never taken her seriously from all her empty threats and it drives her insane she can’t remove us from the internet. She will spend her whole speech crying about us to an audience that has no idea what she’s talking about. I hope Pat’s toilet or Brian Pillman makes an appearance in her keynote to look ever crazier.