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Overrated movies.

Mr. Faggotry

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I’ve been on a string of knocking out a bunch of “great” movies that everyone loves but as an older millennial I have never seen. My top pick so far since I just watched it tonight:

Almost Famous

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Cameron Crowe can suck a dick. This is the opposite of Oscar baiting. A movie made specifically for a bunch of 50 year olds remembering their youth and “rock”. It’s like a shitty version of “Dazed and Confussed”. “Superbad” was a more moving coming of age tale.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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American Beauty
Tell us more about that plastic bag in the wind, faggot.
like some kind of.. plastic bag convention. even then the trope of "the homophobic guy is a deeply closeted gay man" was tired.
Always thought The Dark Knight was extremely overrated. Outside of Ledger's performance, there's really nothing special about that movie.
Dark Knight was good, but you're right a lot of that is Heath Ledger. Batman Begins was amazingly overrated. The way the camera angles change so rapidly in the fight scenes I couldn't even tell what was going on. And R'as Al Ghul is a great batman villain they did the shittiest possible adaptation of.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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I agree with Scorsese, comic superhero shit is lame af

Controversial take, but I never got the whole "Godfather" thing...yes, including the first.

Tried watching Jaws recently and that movie didn't age well. It's goofy tbh.
My sister showed Jaws to my 6 year old nephew and he loved it. even he could probably tell it was fake af.
All batman movies are for childish faggots. Always have been and always will be
I kinda get the Capeshit is for Fags thing, but I don't think they're fundamentally bad, just entertainment. The problem is all the adult children to base their personality and world view around fictional shit like that, or harry potter.
 

Meownaw

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People act like Get Out was some kind of genius epic.

I honestly didnt think it was bad. Kind of a fun thriller and these days I appreciate any movie thats original, but it gets treated like Citizen Kane or something.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say if the director wasn't black it wouldn't get nearly as much praise. I hate Jordan "White people be bad" Peele.
 

LingerLonger

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Cameron Crowe is very overrated but Almost Famous is probably his best work.
Lester Bangs in real life killed himself with drugs. Then Phillip Seymour Hoffman did as well. Rock music is completely dead decades later and has almost no lasting influence on culture. Pop and nigger rap basically dominate the airwaves. All major rock musicians are sellouts who give their music to credit card and mortgage commercials. Led Zeppelin refused to license Stairway to Heaven for Almost Famous and Cameron Crowe had a nervous breakdown over it. Kurt Cobain and Jim Morrison got out at the right times but the rest of rock stuck around to become even more corporate soulless losers when the entire point of rock was to sell out in the first place.

One of the reasons Almost Famous is trash because it romanticizes these faggy rock 'stars'. Sopranos and Shield are great because of the realism. You see guys that are mafia bosses stressing out over things like grocery shopping or the price of gas. Fighting their wives over pulp in the orange juice. All of the drama in Almost Famous is so over the top it is embarrassing. The band Stillwater basically is a 'greatest hits' of all of the craziest stories from rock history. Plane crashes, groupies, roof jumping, microphone shocking, drugs, rock writers following tours, parties, love triangles. But everything works out in the end in some faggg hollywood way. In real life everyone dies in the plane crash, groupies all end up drug addict losers, rock writers are not even a thing anymore. Almost Famous is basically a corny R-rated movie.

The thing with something like Boogie Nights is that it shows that the porn industry was always grotesque. That the 'peak' of cinematic porn was just basically more makeup to cover up the ugliness. That everything was rotten underneath. If Cameron Crowe made Boogie Nights then everyone would live happily ever after in even that.
 

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Donnie Darko. Everyone I grew up with raved about it but outside of a couple memorable/weird scenes, it’s not very good.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Very boring to me. Bunch of try hard’s seemed to enjoy it in my circle as lart of their “I do drugs, maaaaaan” identities.

Saving Private Ryan. I loved this movie growing up. Has some amazing combat scenes. I’m a fan of Tom Sizemore and Giovanni Ribisi. Pedo Hanks is great in many films. Edward Burns is solid in it. But the plot is such unbelievable dreck and Spielberg’s depiction of the German’s as either faceless targets or conniving weasels was bothersome. In a movie that long there was plenty of time to give some perspective on the opponents. Perhaps he could have cut back that dogshit scene with Ted Danson and Paul Giamatti. I still like it but I severely overrated it for most of my life.

The original Star Wars trilogy is shit. I loved it as a kid, it’s campy fun, but they just suck. Empire is easily the best. A New Hope is hack garbage but novel for the time. Jedi is hilariously bad. Just a pile of shit.

Forrest Gump. Massive movie in it’s day, many of my friends speak highly of it still. I find it to be cloying garbage with the most infeasible plot of all time until they started making movies where they pretended Seth Rogen was funny.

The Departed. Enjoyable enough but Infernal Affairs was way better. I love Jack Nicholson but he phoned in his performance in this movie. Damon and DiCaprio aren’t great to me. DiCaprio either whispers or yells in every scene he’s ever in, and Damon just bores me I don’t know why.

Speaking of Matt Damon, the Bourne films suck dick too. Damon and Stiles are just awful.

Saw the Shining mentioned. I love that movie. For me it creates an uneasy tension/tone throughout the entire film that I find incredibly hard to achieve. Very elaborate sets that add to the tone. I love the performances by Nicholson and Duvall (even though she often gets shit on for it), and I think it’s a good mystery in the sense of trying to figure out what’s real, what’s a dream or hallucination. It used jump scares sparingly and mostly stayed away from slasher tropes and mostly went with creating a profound sense of unease in the viewer. I personally enjoy that a lot in a horror/thriller. Also, many people read into themes about the moon landing, Vietnam war, wealthy/influential people being pedophiles, corrupt old money in America or the massacre of Natives in the US. I find the lack of clear interpretation to be fun in movies rather than being spoonfed a plot.

I get why some people don’t like it though. The performances are over the top (by design apparently, but still), it doesn’t really fit into the horror genre all that neatly, the plot really makes no sense on the surface because Nicholson began the movie insane, pretty much, rather than being driven insane by the house like in the novel. It also isn’t particularly scary for a horror at all, it’s mostly just unsettling throughout. It’s one of my favs though.

Completely agree on the Dark Knight trilogy sucking and 100% agree on how badly they fucked up Ras Al Ghul. I generally hate superhero garbage anyway, but holy shit is Liam Neeson terrible. He just fucking sucks ass in everything. Wooden as hell. Ledger, as has been stated, carried that franchise on his back. The intro scene to the 3rd movie was a strong action scene with good actors but beyond that is was forgettable trash.
 
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