Overlooked Norton Cringe

[CumiaPoodle]

teenaged Jim would listen to big daddy Kane songs. Rap along and pretend he wrote them while imagining it in his head. He would change the name from big daddy Kane to big daddy James.

 

[guest]

Jim is a fucking faggot and if I had a genie my first wish would be to watch him die screaming. My second wish would be to bring him back from the dead, and my third wish would be to watch him die screaming again.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Jim is a fucking faggot and if I had a genie my first wish would be to watch him die screaming. My second wish would be to bring him back from the dead, and my third wish would be to watch him die screaming again.

I would like to go back in time to when he was a small boy. Come out of his closet when he came home from sucking off teenaged bullies then tell him

“James, you’re a faggot. You enjoy what you’re doing. That makes you gay. God hates you for the pleasure you feel when you commit those sins. He’s going to place you in Hell for them son”

Then I would hand him a mixed drink and tell him it’s the only way to cure his disease.

 

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I would like to go back in time to when he was a small boy. Come out of his closet when he came home from sucking off teenaged bullies then tell him

“James, you’re a faggot. You enjoy what you’re doing. That makes you gay. God hates you for the pleasure you feel when you commit those sins. He’s going to place you in Hell for them son”

Then I would hand him a mixed drink and tell him it’s the only way to cure his disease.

If I could go back in time I would just peel his face off with a straight razor like the Mexican cartels do. Hearing the terrified agonizing shrieks of an 8-year-old Jim Norton would be like the sound of angels singing to me.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

If I could go back in time I would just peel his face off with a straight razor like the Mexican cartels do. Hearing the terrified agonizing shrieks of an 8-year-old Jim Norton would be like the sound of angels singing to me.

Curiosity, but what makes you hate jim so much out of the three? I find Anthony the most repulsive and is my favorite to imagine horrible things happening to. Because he’s a retarded nigger pedophile who is ugly and closeted.

 

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Curiosity, but what makes you hate jim so much out of the three? I find Anthony the most repulsive and is my favorite to imagine horrible things happening to. Because he’s a retarded nigger pedophile who is ugly and closeted.

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If you read through that, there's a story about an altercation I had with Norton in 2014 at a club in Tempe Arizona. This is before I had ever heard Opie and Anthony, and my friends were just randomly taking me to a comedy show.

I almost smashed his teeth in that night, and that coupled with the fact that he's this huge pussy but he runs his mouth like a tough guy and he raped a 17-year-old drunk girl as well as boasting about sexually assaulting another woman in a bar makes me hate his guts.

He was also a big part of the wedge between Opie and Anthony. On the days that he wasn't in the studio you can hear them getting along better.

But yeah my main reason for hating him is because of that incident at the club.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

FUCK YOU, fat Pat.

Being a prick is fun 😊

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If you read through that, there's a story about an altercation I had with Norton in 2014 at a club in Tempe Arizona. This is before I had ever heard Opie and Anthony, and my friends were just randomly taking me to a comedy show.

I almost smashed his teeth in that night, and that coupled with the fact that he's this huge pussy but he runs his mouth like a tough guy and he raped a 17-year-old drunk girl as well as boasting about sexually assaulting another woman in a bar makes me hate his guts.

He was also a big part of the wedge between Opie and Anthony. On the days that he wasn't in the studio you can hear them getting along better.

But yeah my main reason for hating him is because of that incident at the club.

Lmaooo hahahah just read it. He must’ve fucking hated you so much for that. I bet he didn’t sleep that night. wtf made you stumble upon opie and Anthony if you didn’t know jim in 2014? No one knows who he is. But it’s an uncommon trajectory to start off with a physical Norton altercation then end up here.

I could see myself looking him up the next day then becoming a fan of the show then still hating jim forever and jacking off while I fantasize about kill fucking him.

he ruined the show sort of. I enjoy him on the show but the days it was just ant and opie. Opie would say things like “were getting along” “are we friends again?” They were much more pleasant to one another. when Jim was there the faggots would do what 15 year old girls do. (Mostly the traitorous faggot Anthony’s fault by being a completely different person when Jim was there.)

don’t let the niggers win.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

As a middle aged man, I would go back in time to be his first under the porch encounter. Id sexually traumatise him, hoping it leads to a life of depression and attempted suicide, iv drug use, petty crime including renting himself out at truck stops, homelessness, and eventual death of aids induced pneumonia. this would make me happy.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

As a middle aged man, I would go back in time to be his first under the porch encounter. Id sexually traumatise him, hoping it leads to a life of depression and attempted suicide, iv drug use, petty crime including renting himself out at truck stops, and eventual death of aids induced pneumonia. this would make me happy.

Raping child Jim Norton would be a great bit in theory but in reality he would probably follow you home. Then call you drunk every three months for the next 25 years telling you he will forgive you if you love him again.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Raping child Jim Norton would be a great bit in theory but in reality he would probably follow you home. Then call you drunk every three months for the next 25 years telling you he will forgive you if you love him again.

In the case id make room for his body in my crawlspace immediately post coitus

 

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Lmaooo hahahah just read it. He must’ve fucking hated you so much for that. I bet he didn’t sleep that night. wtf made you stumble upon opie and Anthony if you didn’t know jim in 2014? No one knows who he is. But it’s an uncommon trajectory to start off with a physical Norton altercation then end up here.

I could see myself looking him up the next day then becoming a fan of the show then still hating jim forever and jacking off while I fantasize about kill fucking him.

he ruined the show sort of. I enjoy him on the show but the days it was just ant and opie. Opie would say things like “were getting along” “are we friends again?” They were much more pleasant to one another. when Jim was there the faggots would do what 15 year old girls do. (Mostly the traitorous faggot Anthony’s fault by being a completely different person when Jim was there.)

don’t let the niggers win.

The reason I got into the show despite Jim was because I started listening to the shows before Jim was on there. "Staple gun roulette" and shit like that.

Then I found out people like Otto, Patrice, Louis and pre nigger lover Bill Burr were regulars and that they were usually replacements for Jimmy when he wasn't there.

I can't really listen to the episodes with Jim because he's just fucking annoying. Bad jokes on purpose and pedophile shit every 5 seconds. He's not funny, he's a fake tough guy and he's a closeted faggot.

But there are a ton of episodes that he's not in so I just listen to those ones.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

In the case id make room for his body in my crawlspace immediately post coitus

I think there’s a butterfly effect that if you kill norton. you have to end up fucking black men in wigs for 40 bucks behind a warehouse in New Jersey or Hitler would never be born or some shit. Either that or Hitler is born twice I forgot how it works.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

He was also a big part of the wedge between Opie and Anthony. On the days that he wasn't in the studio you can hear them getting along better.

Opie made a damn good point to Jim during their argument: "you know Anthony was talking shit behind my back." Jim didn't have an answer for that one.

Opie was the one who had to walk in after weekends where Nana and The Worm were in the Jacuzzi, both talking shit about him.

I'm not saying the firing was handled well by anyone. But, after all of that bullshit, Anthony jeopardizing the show's existence by getting fired like that, looking at the potential of a pay rise... was Opie wrong about much? I don't think so. The fucking Worm stayed. Opie was right about that: if he had any moral fibre, he would've gone to help Anthony.

If all three of them had been on good terms, they probably would have gone on to do a podcast and would've had financial success with it. All you need is 100,000 people to pay $5/mo and all three of them take home $2m a year. A lot of people only had Sirius because of their show. Fucking idiots.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

The reason I got into the show despite Jim was because I started listening to the shows before Jim was on there. "Staple gun roulette" and shit like that.

Then I found out people like Otto, Patrice, Louis and pre nigger lover Bill Burr were regulars and that they were usually replacements for Jimmy when he wasn't there.

I can't really listen to the episodes with Jim because he's just fucking annoying. Bad jokes on purpose and pedophile shit every 5 seconds. He's not funny, he's a fake tough guy and he's a closeted faggot.

But there are a ton of episodes that he's not in so I just listen to those ones.

Given the chance, if Jim found love. With a tranny. Would you fuck the tranny just to break his heart to accelerate his inevitable second drinking phase ?

 

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Opie made a damn good point to Jim during their argument: "you know Anthony was talking shit behind my back." Jim didn't have an answer for that one.

Opie was the one who had to walk in after weekends where Nana and The Worm were in the Jacuzzi, both talking shit about him.

I'm not saying the firing was handled well by anyone. But, after all of that bullshit, Anthony jeopardizing the show's existence by getting fired like that, looking at the potential of a pay rise... was Opie wrong about much? I don't think so. The fucking Worm stayed. Opie was right about that: if he had any moral fibre, he would've gone to help Anthony.

If all three of them had been on good terms, they probably would have gone on to do a podcast and would've had financial success with it. All you need is 100,000 people to pay $5/mo and all three of them take home $2m a year. A lot of people only had Sirius because of their show. Fucking idiots.

Straight up and down I knew that Jim was the problem when I heard the "are you a lizard?" Episode of the show. They were getting along great during that episode.

And there was another time that really really bothered me about him, it was when they were talking about the serial killer that was on The dating game. Opie understands that he's not the funny guy, so his job was to do prep and learn about the serial killer. As Opie starts talking about the dude, Jim jumps in, interrupts and says EVERYTHING Opie was about to say just so that Opie had nothing to contribute. Fucking asshole.

 

[guest]

Given the chance, if Jim found love. With a tranny. Would you fuck the tranny just to break his heart to accelerate his inevitable second drinking phase ?

Absolutely. I would have sex with any girl that he fell in love with. Not only that, but if I could I would rape his elderly mother in front of him while I was caving her head in with a brick.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Opie made a damn good point to Jim during their argument: "you know Anthony was talking shit behind my back." Jim didn't have an answer for that one.

Opie was the one who had to walk in after weekends where Nana and The Worm were in the Jacuzzi, both talking shit about him.

I'm not saying the firing was handled well by anyone. But, after all of that bullshit, Anthony jeopardizing the show's existence by getting fired like that, looking at the potential of a pay rise... was Opie wrong about much? I don't think so. The fucking Worm stayed. Opie was right about that: if he had any moral fibre, he would've gone to help Anthony.

If all three of them had been on good terms, they probably would have gone on to do a podcast and would've had financial success with it. All you need is 100,000 people to pay $5/mo and all three of them take home $2m a year. A lot of people only had Sirius because of their show. Fucking idiots.

Opie was right about everything from an adult mans pov. It’s why I hateeeee o&a commenters. Go ahead and suck off average talent level Anthony while ignoring him jacking off to icarly. Stupid fucking truckers drive into an auditorium filled with your own family already.

 

[guest]

Opie was right about everything from an adult mans pov. It’s why I hateeeee o&a commenters. Go ahead and suck off average talent level Anthony while ignoring him jacking off to icarly. Stupid fucking truckers drive into an auditorium filled with your own family already.

I just think it's funny that people take a dump all over Opie on YouTube and it's like he's the one just doing live streams and interacting with his fans. He kept his money, meanwhile Nana dumped millions into some dumb studio, his wife got half his money and do you really think him going to South Carolina has anything to do with not wanting to live in NY anymore?

He's almost broke. And fuck him. And feed him fish heads. Fucking piece of shit pedophile.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Absolutely. I would have sex with any girl that he fell in love with. Not only that, but if I could I would rape his elderly mother in front of him while I was caving her head in with a brick.

I appreciate the dedication to his downfall. Unfortunately in this instance you’d be doing him the favor of not having to take off from a Saturday in buffalo to care for her when she starts to die from natural causes. If it makes you feel better, every shot he was ever given never amounted to anything. No woman loves him and all he wants is a woman and children but was never able to obtain that because no one will bare his seed.

 

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I appreciate the dedication to his downfall. Unfortunately in this instance you’d be doing him the favor of not having to take off from a Saturday in buffalo to care for her when she starts to die from natural causes. If it makes you feel better, every shot he was ever given never amounted to anything. No woman loves him and all he wants is a woman and a children but was never able to obtain because no one will have bare his seed.

The fact that James Norton will die with no children makes me believe in God