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I think he bought his Chubster helmet that makes him look like Marvin the MartianI forget... what stupid shit did he buy with his Trump Bucks again? He said he was going to donate that money (which Mr. Six Figures was eligible to receive) to the Biden campaign, but someone looked it up and found no record.
He doesn't really care about politics, he's just a fat greedy piggy.
I think he bought his Chubster helmet that makes him look like Marvin the Martian
That's the one. He decided his head wasn't big enough so he went for the Great Gazoo modelWas it this one, or am I forgetting a newer one?
"I paid extra for the cool shark teeth stickers, child. They make me look tough and badass, atalker. You are going to need a bigger boat, baby child. No, child, not because the boat cannot support my weight. Wrong as always."
Was it this one, or am I forgetting a newer one?
"I paid extra for the cool shark teeth stickers, child. They make me look tough and badass, atalker. You are going to need a bigger boat, baby child. No, child, not because the boat cannot support my weight. Wrong as always."
Alright I’m probably going to make a sober post in this thread later but, if you buy a helmet for your motorcycle then what’s the point? I’ve ridden on dirt bikes, popped wheelies, hit jumps, etc, and it doesn’t feel the same if you’re safe. Now, to be fair to those bad ass kids who run serious competition, I respect them and what they do. I just don’t get the appeal to riding a motorcycle if there’s 0 danger involved. My grandparents stopped riding bikes when they got too old. They refused to drive those new trikes. Maybe I’m missing something here, just in my experience I thought it was about the amount of danger and control you had.
that thing is fucking goofy. i feel like i would crash looking over my shoulderThat's the one. He decided his head wasn't big enough so he went for the Great Gazoo model
Little drunk as I said in the post you quoted. The fuck faggotry is this? Dude, I’m so sick of everyone thinking they’re great writers. I see it’s hunter S Thompson which I get in my Jew tube feeds all the time, yet I’ve never seen anything profound in all of those. There’s so many few great writers left, I’d still stick to Hemingway Fitzgerald, Steinbeck, Salinger (last on my list but Norm loved him and he was smart as fuck, so there must be a reason for it).
lol goodreads
I grew up going out to the desert for every fall/winter holiday and the first thing I learned was to wear a helmet. My cousin had to fix his 3 wheeler and test drove it around the outside of camp to make sure it was working hit an old camp fire and broke his jaw on the crash.Alright I’m probably going to make a sober post in this thread later but, if you buy a helmet for your motorcycle then what’s the point? I’ve ridden on dirt bikes, popped wheelies, hit jumps, etc, and it doesn’t feel the same if you’re safe. Now, to be fair to those bad ass kids who run serious competition, I respect them and what they do. I just don’t get the appeal to riding a motorcycle if there’s 0 danger involved. My grandparents stopped riding bikes when they got too old. They refused to drive those new trikes. Maybe I’m missing something here, just in my experience I thought it was about the amount of danger and control you had.
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