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BudDickman

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One of my favorite things these last few years is sitting quietly at a bar, minding my business, until a loud white "Alpha Male" asshole starts losing and argument and looks at me, expecting to find a kindred soul, and I get to quietly, savagely, cut his knees out from under him.

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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It’s funny he acts like Hooligans has a rough and rowdy clientele like Roadhouse. It’s a small local bar for hipsters and pasty white people his age and older. Also funny that he’s 42 yet brags he hangs out in a bar that has a problem with their guests being out of control and violent. If you’re over 25 and hang out in a bar that often has fights you’re white trash. You’re an adult and should be going to places with other adults that can act like adults in public. Getting in bar fights is nothing to brag about, it shows you can’t handle your alcohol and shouldn’t be going to bars. Of course these fights have never happened because Hooligans would have banned him long ago.
 

DominusOdium

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It’s funny he acts like Hooligans has a rough and rowdy clientele like Roadhouse. It’s a small local bar for hipsters and pasty white people his age and older. Also funny that he’s 42 yet brags he hangs out in a bar that has a problem with their guests being out of control and violent. If you’re over 25 and hang out in a bar that often has fights you’re white trash. You’re an adult and should be going to places with other adults that can act like adults in public. Getting in bar fights is nothing to brag about, it shows you can’t handle your alcohol and shouldn’t be going to bars. Of course these fights have never happened because Hooligans would have banned him long ago.
The place is about as rough and gritty as an Applebee's.
 

NikkisCrustyGusset

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Id love to see this fat dork fight. Never played a sport... his coordination and balance must be hilarious to watch.
There's no way this fat fuck has been in a proper fight. No way. He would do what most people do when they aren't used to them... Freeze. He thinks a few classes in Jew Fu(krav maga) and akido will help and that it's all as easy as the classes and slow coordinated moves are.... There's just no fucking way he has been in brawls.
You are dead right about his coordination... He would freeze up and be too busy panicking to put up a block let alone any of his fancy moves.
There was a few times it kicked off in prison and you DO panic and freeze, but after you take a few digs and get used to that rush... You learn to be able to just FUNCTION during a fight... And that's worth more than any akido and krav maga.
If someone went for him he would just freeze. Or he wouldn't even see it. He'd be so easy to trip up, he looks like a big doughy, wobbly mammys boy.

What always cracks me up is that he thinks people believe it and actually are wowed by his lies
 
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