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Opie Takes a Stand on Columbus Day!

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Andrew Dice Clay

"DID YA HEAR ABOUT DA HAWK TOOIE GORL? AGHEGEGHE!"
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Joe Rizzo, the lost Jerky Boy.
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"Most tweets about sports. Many about sports & gaming." You said sports twice you dummy. Why not say "I tweet about sports AND gaming." why say "Most of my tweets are about sports, but many of them are about sports and some other thing." You have to go out of your way to write a bio this clunky and awkward.
"Big on podcasting" Oh boy! Most people like podcasts, but he's BIG on them! Judging by those whirlpool cheeks, podcasting isn't the only thing he's "big" on.
"Usually looking for the positive and/or funny sides of things." What a search, what a expedition. When you find these funny sides, PLEASE regale us with your wisdom Mr. Glass Half Full (of semen).
Checked out his website:
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Two wisemen bearing baseball and critical looks.

The last episode came out about november of last year. One can only imagine how brutal the falling out between Joey and "The Dawg" must've been. Riz, why did you refuse to give Jeff the two Bud Lights you agreed to in his contract?
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If we need a show, you give nothing for a year.
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Ok I have to admit this got a chuckle out of me. I don't know why but it just did.
 
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Joe Rizzo, the lost Jerky Boy.
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"Most tweets about sports. Many about sports & gaming." You said sports twice you dummy. Why not say "I tweet about sports AND gaming." why say "Most of my tweets are about sports, but many of them are about sports and some other thing." You have to go out of your way to write a bio this clunky and awkward.
"Big on podcasting" Oh boy! Most people like podcasts, but he's BIG on them! Judging by those whirlpool cheeks, podcasting isn't the only thing he's "big" on.
"Usually looking for the positive and/or funny sides of things." What a search, what a expedition. When you find these funny sides, PLEASE regale us with your wisdom Mr. Glass Half Full (of semen).
Checked out his website:
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Two wisemen bearing baseball and critical looks.

The last episode came out about november of last year. One can only imagine how brutal the falling out between Joey and "The Dawg" must've been. Riz, why did you refuse to give Jeff the two Bud Lights you agreed to in his contract?
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If we need a show, you give nothing for a year.
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Ok I have to admit this got a chuckle out of me. I don't know why but it just did.

It doesn't even make sense.
 
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