Opie & Anthony Listening Thread 12/28/21

[Cuphead]

Louis CK in studio today.

John Scalzi and the SFWA phoning in today

Where we at with da COVID?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

heh heh uh Obama...."Obamaaa" heh heh uhhh heh uh "Obama" heh heh heh uh heh uhhhhhhhhh O BA HA HA HA HAMA HO LEE SHIT

 

[Cuphead]

heh heh uh Obama...."Obamaaa" heh heh uhhh heh uh "Obama" heh heh heh uh heh uhhhhhhhhh O BA HA HA HA HAMA HO LEE SHIT

Lotta fawkin problems with this Biden. Where we at with a President Kamala?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Lotta fawkin problems with this Biden. Where we at with a President Kamala?

Politicians are ssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuckin ssssssssssssssssssscummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbags man

 

[potatopeeler63]

AAAAAAND we got da great louie CK in studiooooo todayy.

hiiii there louie. you're seriously wearing that dumb mask? fuck outta here, you think that's gonna protect you against the WUHAN flu? *chuckles*

Yes anthony, I like to defend myself against a virus in a fucking pandemic . just like you have youre guns to defend against niggers.

*HAHAH AHOLEEEE SHIT*

No but seriously man, I've always been good with handwashing and sanitizing because im always FUCKING SICK.

yesssss jeeeeemy you always have the sneeefles.. hahaha

SO I hear da pests are attackin dis scalzi guy? wuts his story again?

He's one of those fucking scuuuuuumbags in the SFWA, they do alot of sick shit against kids, from what I've heard.

Oh really? kids? what we talkin about. 16? 15? Trust me, I know ALL the states where it's legal... I actually dated my ex's younger sister who wa-

yeeeees, you get the kid in the crib, you read him some sci-fi stories, show him your space elephant.

*hahahahahAHAHA OHH UNCLE PAUL*

Is that jim's new character or something? the nigger jokes weren't enough so youre going for the pedo angle?

HOLD ON HOLD ON WE GOT DA JAY MOHR PHONING IN! JAY WUTSUPP MAN!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

HOLD ON HOLD ON WE GOT DA JAY MOHR PHONING IN! JAY WUTSUPP MAN!

cue 20 minutes of dogshit impersonations and desperate attention seeking from womanly male Jay Mohr

 

[potatopeeler63]

cue 20 minutes of dogshit impersonations and desperate attention seeking from womanly male Jay Mohr

I just want Dice to apologize to my wife for saying I was going to blow up in 1000 pieces. that scared her. That's why we called the police

downsyndrome looking faggot

 

[guest]

I just want Dice to apologize to my wife for saying I was going to blow up in 1000 pieces. that scared her. That's why we called the police

downsyndrome looking faggot

Mohr looks like a trifecta combination of:

Justin Bieber
Frankenstein
a Beluga whale (or whatever you call those whale with those bulging foreheads)

 

[ChildSpitTake]

I don't know that the bit is as fun if you make a daily thread about it

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

"We got Paul Weimer in Bayshore on the phone and he wants in badly."

 

[Stent]

Jay Mohr! Go ahead, sir!

It's me. Christopher Walken. I was in, the moo-vie, Pulp Fiction. Let me, tell you, about this, waaatch...