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Opie & Anthony Listening Thread 1/4/22

Easily_Remembered

"And young. So young."
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Man the guys are in rare form tuh-day. If you aren’t listening, here's some more highlights -

JIMMY (on Patrick) - "This fucking guy keeps going on about 'delusional'. 'Delusional'. 'You're delusional'. Meanwhile, he's got bigger tits than a Chaturbate model, but says he's not fat, but WE'RE delusional. OK, fatass".

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ANTHONY - "Then you've got that disgusting looking witch with the fucking warts on her face -"

OPIE - "Who?"

ANTHONY -"Oh you know, that one fucking disgusting pig. With the three names. Mary something or other".

OPIE - "Let's see here ... it's Mary .... Robinette ... Kowall. KO-WALL".

ANTHONY - "Kowall?"

OPIE - "Yeah, that's what it says."

ANTHONY - "Should have been 'The Wall' because it looks like she hit that Goin a hundred".

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(Looking at pictures of Anica)

JIMMY - "What's her Twitter name again?"

ANTHONY - "Heh heh ... Hog Mild".

JIMMY - "Well that's appropriate because my hog feels mild as fuck looking at her. She's on Twitch, right?"

ANTHONY - "HAHAHA... yeah, she sure is."

JIMMY - "Well that's misleading because my dick definitely doesn't Twitch looking at her, either. Are her fucking tits in a lootbox? Fucking ... fucking average broad with tattoos making her look like a desk in detention. PASS".

ANTHONY - AHAHAHAHAHAHA DETENTION HAHAHAHAHA HOLEE SHIT

JIMMY - "They should call her Arby's. Not just because of her roast beef pussy, but because she's probably down for a 5 for 5".

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(Tulip is in studio. I only got to hear part of it)

JIMMY - "Wait... so what's this? You were talking about being sexually harassed at WorldCon?"

TULIP - "Uh... I mean, yeah..."

JIMMY - "Don't you mean sexually his-assed? Because you're a fucking guy."

OPIE - "So did you see him?"

TULIP - "Uh... who? I don't... know.... who..."

OPIE - "This guy. This fucking Patrick guy. Keep up. Did you see him? At the con?"

TULIP - "Uuuuh... I mean, yeah....sorta ...."

ANTHONY - "Sorta ? How do you 'sorta' see a guy? Is fucking everything a spectrum with you people? You saw him or you didn't. Did you see him?'

TULIP - "I mean ... yeah ...."

OPIE - "What did you think?"

ANTHONY - "Yeah, did you reconsider meeting him for drinks? Heh heh heh"

TULIP - "Noooo... I mean ... he's not, like, you know .... my type."

JIMMY - "YOUR type? The nerve of some people to pretend that they can be picky! What didn't you like about him?"

TULIP - "Well, like ... I thought that he might have been trans, you know? Because he had ... like ... these big breasts? And he was really, like, .... emotional? Like I saw him crying at one point?"

JIMMY - "What about me? Would you meet me for drinks?"
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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Earl Im starvin'. We got any fat gay pigs back there?


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We only have fat gay pig in a blanket back here Mister B.
 
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