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Opie and Anthony talk about Patrick's lawsuit

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I don't know how many of y'all caught their latest broadcast, but for those of you who might have missed it, here's a transcript -

OPIE : .... and Australia's still in the news... apparently things are getting really crazy over there. We're going to take a look at -

ANTHONY : Oh, did you hear about this? Heh heh... guy who sued the internet?

OPIE : Wait .... he SUED the internet?

ANTHONY: This guy sued the internet. *laughter in between words*

JIMMY : How do you sue the internet?

ANTHONY : Apparently this guy ... this really fat guy ... he pissed off the pests; our pests, so they started trolling him. They started calling him fat, giving his books bad reviews ...

OPIE : This guy had books? Like, he wrote books?

JIMMY : Were they cook books?

ANTHONY : HAHAHAHAHA Cook books HAHAHAHA! Anyway this guy gets tired of it, gets tired of being called "fat", tired of his books getting bombed ... so he gets a lawyer, right? And he tries to sue the internet - tries to sue the pests! Hahaha ha

OPIE : Oh my God....

SAM : Did it work?

ANTHONY : HAHAHAHA NO! He loses the case HAHAHAHA and now he has to HAHAHAHA pay the pests!

JIMMY : Sue the internet? What, do you call Google as a witness?

*raucous laughter from all *

ANTHONY: HAHAHAHA Google as a witness holy shit HAHAHAHA

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guest said:
VOS: *says squash instead of quash*

*they do 40 minute on this, watch youtube on the radio and leave 15 minutes early*
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*watching the YouTube videos on the radio*

JIMMY : Two minute drill? Fuck, it's nearly three minutes long! Maybe this fat fuck should have sued his teachers!

*raucous laughter, with Anthony audibly over-laughing and slamming his desk*
 
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The show can't pass ya by if you write your own show

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Genuinely, it's a tough one for me. I'd tell you if it wasn't. Our fans can be vicious, you, me, everyone knows just how bad they can get. There have been times that I've just wanted to strangle them for the things they say, so I can understand getting mad enough to want to sue them. Don't get me wrong, I love our fans, we have some of the funniest listeners on planet Earth. And who knows - I'm certainly not aware of the illegal things they might be getting up to.

But the problem is, I've been saying this for years, is that these COWARDS hide behind anonymous identities and refuse to use their real names. If you have an issue with me, you can say it to me, but use your real name because I'm using mine. That's all I ask for, that you talk to me like a man and not hide behind your internet mask. So thinking you can uncover them in court is just... I don't know... it's something you maybe think about one night but wake up the next morning and go "boy that was stupid". Hold on I'm getting a text.
 
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TWO WEEKS LATER:

*finishing up a segment of what's in my pants*

OPIE: So she had the clean shaveeeeeeeeeeee. who woulda thought

NANA: That's all the craze these days... clean as a whistle .. like a ... HAHAHAH. im not gonna go there.

UNCLE PAUL: yeaaaaaa like my niece when we used to have bath time

NANA: HAHAHAHAAHAHA *SLAPS DESK* HOLYYYYY SHITTTTT .. OH UNCLE PAUL

OPIE: so where we at with the patrick guyyyyyyyy.. is dat over and done wit?

NANA: Fuck man, I dont know.. the pests sure did a number on him... he lost that court case, right?

Jim: I Fuckingggggg hope so, just another liberal scumbaggggggggg trying to sue people for freedom of speech. he really is a motherfucker

NANA: can you imagine if it was a black guy? That wouldve been some scary shit man, he wouldve won and we wouldve had some serious heat on us

OPIE: dont even go dere ant, im not da superstitious type but dont even go dere.... i like our job

NANA: Right! The american Dream! I WORKED MY ASS OFF KNOCKING TIN FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS AND THIS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER WANTS TO SUE OUR PESTS FOR FREE SPEECH! FUCK YOU PATRICK! YOU PIECE OF SHITDICK MOTHERFUCKING CUNT!

OPIE: oh mannnnnn, our phones are lit,, let's go to line 6, lady trucker! you're on the air

Jimmy in the background: Which one of these fucking interns put salt on my eggs? fuck man it's not hard... fucking stevie..
 
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potatopeeler63 said:
TWO WEEKS LATER:

*finishing up a segment of what's in my pants*

OPIE: So she had the clean shaveeeeeeeeeeee. who woulda thought

NANA: That's all the craze these days... clean as a whistle .. like a ... HAHAHAH. im not gonna go there.

UNCLE PAUL: yeaaaaaa like my niece when we used to have bath time

NANA: HAHAHAHAAHAHA *SLAPS DESK* HOLYYYYY SHITTTTT .. OH UNCLE PAUL

OPIE: so where we at with the patrick guyyyyyyyy.. is dat over and done wit?

NANA: Fuck man, I dont know.. the pests sure did a number on him... he lost that court case, right?

Jim: I Fuckingggggg hope so, just another liberal scumbaggggggggg trying to sue people for freedom of speech. he really is a motherfucker

NANA: can you imagine if it was a black guy? That wouldve been some scary shit man, he wouldve won and we wouldve had some serious heat on us

OPIE: dont even go dere ant, im not da superstitious type but dont even go dere.... i like our job

NANA: Right! The american Dream! I WORKED MY ASS OFF KNOCKING TIN FOR TEN FUCKING YEARS AND THIS CUNT MOTHERFUCKER WANTS TO SUE OUR PESTS FOR FREE SPEECH! FUCK YOU PATRICK! YOU PIECE OF SHITDICK MOTHERFUCKING CUNT!

OPIE: oh mannnnnn, our phones are lit,, let's go to line 6, lady trucker! you're on the air

Jimmy in the background: Which one of these fucking interns put salt on my eggs? fuck man it's not hard... fucking stevie..
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OPIE : Line 2 ... holy shit, this can't be right. E-Rock .... is this right?

NANA : Who is it? Is it Joe again? Hang up HAHAHAHA

OPIE : All right guys, here we go
... line 2 .... from Milwaukee .... here's Patrick. Patrick, uh .... Thompson? Patrick, is that really you?

PATRICK : Yyyyyyeeeeessss, child.

*entire studio erupts into laughter*

NANA : Who the fuck is that? Paul Lynde? HAHAHAHA

PATRICK : SHUT! YOUR FUCKING! MOUTH!
 
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Ron: Earl, is this real here? That Patrick guy is calling?

Earl: Uhhhh... Yeah, he um, it seems to be him, he was pretty convincing.

Ron: I swear to God, if this is the fawkin Radio Shark... Patrick, if it's really you, you're on the air, I ain't got any beef here.

Patrick: Noooooo, child, you're not getting a fat joke over on -

DROP: (organ plays) THE FAGGOT OF THE OPERA!

Ron: Fez, please, we're trying to have a civil dialogue here.

Soundboard Fez: Hey, who's up for some teabagging?

Patrick: I... There's several things that I'm into, but that isn't one of them!
 
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Ron: Earl, is this real here? That Patrick guy is calling?

Earl: Uhhhh... Yeah, he um, it seems to be him, he was pretty convincing.

Ron: I swear to God, if this is the fawkin Radio Shark... Patrick, if it's really you, you're on the air, I ain't got any beef here.

Patrick: Noooooo, child, you're not getting a fat joke over on -

DROP: (organ plays) THE FAGGOT OF THE OPERA!

Ron: Fez, please, we're trying to have a civil dialogue here.

Soundboard Fez: Hey, who's up for some teabagging?

Patrick: I... There's several things that I'm into, but that isn't one of them!
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ngl I kinda admired how hard he worked to sneak onto the radio and play the harmonica poorly for 2 and a half seconds
 
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