Nana is a doddering old drunk and liable to take a Dick Van Dyke tumble, but Nana falls she won't be able to get up. Seriously, Ant is pretty old, has shit genes, shit health, and a diet of light beer, captain morgan and coke doesn't contain much calcium. I was helping a buddy move and fell on the last step onto the stone floor. Banged my knee up, but Nana could be crippled during her own move. Best case scenario no one checks in for a day or two and Ant ends up addicted to pain killers too.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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One thing we can all hope for, Nana breaking a leg
- Thread starter CuckQueen
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Imagine Nana taking a tumble down the stairs, he has no genuine friends, only fat sweaty leeches who he invites to drunken poker games/leather chemsex cumpound parties. He would be crumpled at the bottom of the staircase for days before anyone comes round, and even then it will most likely be Brother Joe and Fred From Brooklyn going through his shit looking for valuables whilst he is whimpering for help.
It would be like the funeral in A Bronx Tale. No one cares
He could eventually recover from a broken leg, although it would take longer because he wouldn't do physical therapy; if he broke something like a hip though he'd be completely fucked. We're talking assisted living at that point.