One thing I don't get about the funny names used in Apostlegate...

[FurBurger]

I get that "Josiah Munoz" is just Josh Moon (proprietor of Kiwi Farms, who Pat was also suing) but with a little Latin spice, I get why The Mole is called Todd Hillier (RIP Fez), and I figure that Rahuul Kumar is just Cumia with a bit of RAAOOOOOULLL! flavour, but there's one I don't understand, and that's the fake lawyer, Brinton Resto. Was that a Ron and Fez character? I didn't listen to them as much as O&A, so I don't know their stuff as well.

Hats off to SpaceEdge for coming up with such an obviously fake resume full of kid-fuckers to lure Pat in, and then sink his lolsuit from the inside. I hope Apostlegate part five covers how they convinced Pat to hire a lawyer without every meeting him, and what they used to animate that (obviously, now you look at it) fake head on camera.

 

[guest]

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

A picture of Nikki in a bikini is posted and you can't help but notice she's got a giant lump for a belly button. Then it dawns on you his whole existence has been fabricated by us.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It’s a Scorch reference. In one of his hit multi billion dollar movies, he plays a lawyer. He’s a caring but tough no nonsense prosecutor, and the case is about a pedophile. “Brinton Resto” is the defense lawyer who is undefeated in getting pedophiles and rapists out of jail time. It’s up to the scorchster AKA Danny Steel, to end his streak and ruin his career. It’s called “Scorching Their Hearts” With it’s follow up hit called “Scorching the Earth” where Scorch takes on the entire system and exposes deep pedophilia rings, along with rescuing and bedding the most beautiful woman in the world. Honestly, great pieces of work, but it’s to be expected out of him at this point.

 

[Cumiace]

Brinton Resto was Steve Carlisi's alter ego (a la Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines) He appeared after creative differences started forming within Foundry(most notably, between Carlisi and the drum machine)

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I think it was the guy who would call Ron and Fez and play the harmonica

 

[stealthygeek]

It's a Sherrod Small reference. Bit of a deep cut.

 

[Random username]

Fucking Brinton from Montana, the trucker opie used to cut to his calls. Fuck. Linger longer.

 

[guest]

It's all a bit. You didn't notice that Nicole Ways sounded an awful lot like stlaker Patti?

Suuure, judge. I'll git the documentation done fer you.