One of the fucking funniest side bits of ApostleGate was Pat complaining about his cat’s name being stolen

[guest]

I don’t know why but for some reason this really got my ribs. Shame on you, RobertMewler. Seriously, with all that poor animal has to put up with how the fuck does this even matter? Like he would even know. Patso’s penchant for taking serious offense to even the most minuscule slight is so serial killer like it’s almost not a joke. It would also explain the ridiculously high murder rate in Milwaukee. And yes I’m at least half a queer for typing all this out but I know what you are but what am I.

tl;dr once I saw a blimp

 

[StealthyFag]

He was mad because he thought it was a genius pun he didnt want anybody else to get credit for it.

 

[captain_kamala]

felony identity theft

 

[guest]

He was mad because he thought it was a genius pun he didnt want anybody else to get credit for it.

That sounds as retarded as it does plausible.

 

[Raymond]

I laughed much longer at that than an adult should myself. The retarded way he put it is one of my favorite paticisms: "user Robert Mewler (stolen from my cat)"

 

[RobertMewler]

He must be even angrier that I do a daily Mewler Report. He was so sure the real report was gonna get Trump dragged in shackles across the White House lawn before being tossed into a military van.

Now the report is a way to constantly mock his stupid twitter obsession and failure of a life.

I just did an image search and saw the above (created by someone in 2008). Ha ha! It so fits.

 

[RobertMewler]

Oh shit, haha!

 

[Clint Ruin]

Oh shit, haha!

I laugh at that fartpoop drawing every time I've see it even after all these years

 

[HotDogJoe]

Identify theft is not a joke, child. Any future dollinsons will be knitted from inside a jail cell.

Hush now. Your life approaches its end.

 

[BudDickman]

The thing that legitimately pissed me off listening to those interviews was him talking about trying to identify the person behind the Motley Poo YouTube channel.

You're trying to portray yourself as a victim of actual crimes, and you start talking about people making parody songs about you? What an incredibly gay virgin.

 

[UnPRePared]

He must be even angrier that I do a daily Mewler Report. He was so sure the real report was gonna get Trump dragged in shackles across the White House lawn before being tossed into a military van.

Now the report is a way to constantly mock his stupid twitter obsession and failure of a life.

I just did an image search and saw the above (created by someone in 2008). Ha ha! It so fits.

Your Mewler Report has been way effective than the actual Mueller Report.

I'd buy you several rounds if you visited Poznan.*

*Not really, but it's the thought that counts.

 

[guest]

He must be even angrier that I do a daily Mewler Report. He was so sure the real report was gonna get Trump dragged in shackles across the White House lawn before being tossed into a military van.

Now the report is a way to constantly mock his stupid twitter obsession and failure of a life.

I just did an image search and saw the above (created by someone in 2008). Ha ha! It so fits.

I’d tweet this at him but you can only respond if you’re a follower of Fats now.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

It’s not like it was a clever or original name anyway. It was Pat worshipping a disgraced prosecutor who couldn’t prove anything and himself committed illegal acts, allegedly to try to frame Trump, also allegedly.

 

[guest]

It’s not like it was a clever or original name anyway. It was Pat worshipping a disgraced prosecutor who couldn’t prove anything and himself committed illegal acts, allegedly to try to frame Trump, also allegedly.

I’m just glad the poor animal didn’t end up at the bottom of Fatso’s trash can. Away with you, little Nazi feline.

 

[guest]

Does anyone have the Johan Schneider video where he loses his shit and then the moderator helps him save face by saying the viewers think his cat is cute?