One day Patrick will quit social media and you will kill yourself

[CuntFucker]

Then you will know I won, because I was busy making money and kissing girls while you dorks were busy with your sad obsession. Sad but true!

 

[CuntFucker .]

And don't say it was sad but true that my disgusting peener was the only intersting thing about me. I have things to say and funny, funny jokes to make. Just not here.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

nah, you're next on the list. Wait quietly for the troll.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

kissing girls

Nice 14 year old boy bragging, stupid. Maybe one of them will even let you see their boobies next!

You're more autistic than Pat.

 

[Asuka]

Then you will know I won, because I was busy making money and kissing girls while you dorks were busy with your sad obsession. Sad but true!

Your story is heartbreaking, poo child.

Indian Man Narrates Story Of Being A 40-Year-Old Virgin, People Offer Hope & Suggestions

"It ain't over until it's over."

www.storypick.com

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Impossible, his whole life is twitter and his reason for waking up everyday. Only way he quits twitter will be when his heart gives out, child.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Nyuh nyuh nyuh baby infant child. You type like you've got peanut butter in your keyboard.

 

[guest]

Your story is heartbreaking, poo child.

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Lol at the advice. "Just remember that Steve Carrell ends up with a girlfriend in that movie." Everythings a movie to reddit.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

And don't say it was sad but true that my disgusting peener was the only intersting thing about me. I have things to say and funny, funny jokes to make. Just not here.

hey razzledosh. Nice to see you again

 

[Username]

Sounds fun. What’s your plan?

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

It will all have been worth the loffs

 

[Brooke Shields]

From your lips to God's ears

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

One day you’ll get your dream and Jimmy Saville will molest you in hell.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Slumdog Hundredaire

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

Then you will know I won, because I was busy making money and kissing girls while you dorks were busy with your sad obsession. Sad but true!

WE HEARD YOU

 

[wbgreen]

Of course I will kill myself

But Fatty will never quite Twitter

checkmate

 

[ChildSpitTake]

We've already been through Fatso not having access to social media twice for a year plus in total, you fucking imbecile. The forums thrived thanks to the creativity of the folks around here.

 

[CuntFucker]

I am a big baby and my poo comes out of my bum and it's big and it hurts wahh wahh

shocking