One area of life that Jon del Arroz is 100% objectively beating Fats Tomlinson in every way.

[guest]

Prettier wife who isn't an alcoholic and sounds like she can hang. JDA also doesn't seem to let El Salvadorian hit-squad members invade his and his wife's personal space while they eat ice cream shitfaced at 10 p.m

 

[Meownaw]

JDA can also take trolls ribbing him.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Thikki and Tubs have a severe case of the Milwaukee Cheese Sweats.
They look like a couple of greased hogs.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I would give JDAs wife a smooch if I’m honest witcha

 

[guest]

Her smile is bizarro Norma Buster...


(im saying she's got good teeth)

 

[peckafacce]

I cant think of a single aspect of Pats life that better then JDAs, and I don't know a single thing about JDA.

 

[Sputnik]

Is that JDA? I thought he was a latinx POC? that guy looks he knows a thing or two about interest rates. He certainly outkicked his coverage there.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Is that JDA? I thought he was a latinx POC? that guy looks he knows a thing or two about interest rates. He certainly outkicked his coverage there.

Nigga's 100% conquistador for sure. He looks like a Madrid tavernkeeper.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I'd like to take her out to dinner, talk about stuff, and maybe kiss her :-)

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I completely forgot about the ice cream pic. What the fuck is even going on there? Why is the Costa Rican guy staring literal daggers at Niki and why is she chowing down on a novelty treat with absolute glee on her face?

 

[guest]

Why is the Costa Rican guy staring literal daggers at Niki and why is she chowing down on a novelty treat with absolute glee on her face?

Answer to both questions - because she's disgusting.

 

[captain_kamala]

jon's wife has a pretty face. that's all i'm gonna say.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I bet JDA does not have a lien on his house.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I cant think of a single aspect of Pats life that better then JDAs, and I don't know a single thing about JDA.

Exactly - even if he doesn't have a daughter, that just means they're tied

 

[The REAL JDA]

Prettier wife who isn't an alcoholic and sounds like she can hang. JDA also doesn't seem to let El Salvadorian hit-squad members invade his and his wife's personal space while they eat ice cream shitfaced at 10 p.m

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Oh my god before i got banned and before they reazlied I was "BadThink Drumpf Reeeeeeee" you wouldn't believe how badly a lot of these authors creeped on my wife at conventions. She was legitimately scared of them never had anything so disgusting in her whole life.

 

[guest]

Happy wife, happy life. In every picture of Jon and his wife, they look like they are living their best lives. Niki has never looked that happy in a picture unless she was drunk and in the presence of a man not named Patrick.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

Oh my god before i got banned and before they reazlied I was "BadThink Drumpf Reeeeeeee" you wouldn't believe how badly a lot of these authors creeped on my wife at conventions. She was legitimately scared of them never had anything so disgusting in her whole life.

No, child. They didn't. Your wife is fat and has hair on her vagina.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

JDA can also take trolls ribbing him.

He was borderline for a while, but I think I can agree with you finally

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Oh my god before i got banned and before they reazlied I was "BadThink Drumpf Reeeeeeee" you wouldn't believe how badly a lot of these authors creeped on my wife at conventions. She was legitimately scared of them never had anything so disgusting in her whole life.

Isn't your wife like 20 years out of their preferred age range, though?

 

[The REAL JDA]

Isn't your wife like 20 years out of their preferred age range, though?

Not all of them are pedos, some are just serial rapists.