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On this day 21 YEARS AGO an INNOCENT MAN was CONVICTED OF MURDER for GOING FISHING.

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Jenna

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The only evidence they had was a single black hair on a pair of pliers. Scott "Mossad Cleanup Crew" Peterson managed to scrub every last bit of wife's corpse DNA from his house, truck, and boat.

Not to mention numerous neighbors saw Laci walking the dog after Scott left, and then the dog running stupidly by itself through the neighborhood dragging the leash behind it.

The news gave their usual 24/7 coverage to his fishing spot, if you were the gangbanger who kidnapped Laci, where would you dump the body?
 

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The only evidence they had was a single black hair on a pair of pliers. Scott "Mossad Cleanup Crew" Peterson managed to scrub every last bit of wife's corpse DNA from his house, truck, and boat.

Not to mention numerous neighbors saw Laci walking the dog after Scott left, and then the dog running stupidly by itself through the neighborhood dragging the leash behind it.

The news gave their usual 24/7 coverage to his fishing spot, if you were the gangbanger who kidnapped Laci, where would you dump the body?
In the woods or the street. They're gangbangers- they wouldn't go through the trouble of getting a boat and dumping her.
 

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In the woods or the street. They're gangbangers- they wouldn't go through the trouble of getting a boat and dumping her.

It's the San Francisco Bay, you can find an empty Oakland bridge at 3am and hurl her body in.

Scott supposedly killed her on Christmas, then a huge search went underway finding nothing, then people stopped searching so hard. Connor was found April 13th and Laci April 14th. Months go by but coincidentally the two bodies wash up within hours of each other.
 
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It's the San Francisco Bay, you can find an empty Oakland bridge at 3am and hurl her body in.

Scott supposedly killed her on Christmas, then a huge search went underway finding nothing, then people stopped searching so hard. Connor was found April 13th and Laci April 14th. Months go by but coincidentally the two bodies wash up within hours of each other.
"little connor" was a fetus
 

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It's the San Francisco Bay, you can find an empty Oakland bridge at 3am and hurl her body in.

Scott supposedly killed her on Christmas, then a huge search went underway finding nothing, then people stopped searching so hard. Connor was found April 13th and Laci April 14th. Months go by but coincidentally the two bodies wash up within hours of each other.

so who did it and why?
 

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so who did it and why?

She was walking the dog and stumbled upon something she shouldn't have seen, maybe she went Karen and started threatening the criminals. She gets thrown into the back of a van that speeds off leaving the dog behind. Her disappearance becomes national news and the criminals freak out. Maybe it was a human trafficking thing, who knows. Maybe Scott paid some people to snatch her while he had "an alibi".

Somewhere out there is a vehicle with tons of Laci's DNA all over the upholstery.
 

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It's the San Francisco Bay, you can find an empty Oakland bridge at 3am and hurl her body in.

Scott supposedly killed her on Christmas, then a huge search went underway finding nothing, then people stopped searching so hard. Connor was found April 13th and Laci April 14th. Months go by but coincidentally the two bodies wash up within hours of each other.
He sold her car like a week or so after she went missing. He also ordered a lot of ppv porn. A lot. That's a guy who knows his wife isn't coming back... whatever happened there
 

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She was walking the dog and stumbled upon something she shouldn't have seen, maybe she went Karen and started threatening the criminals. She gets thrown into the back of a van that speeds off leaving the dog behind. Her disappearance becomes national news and the criminals freak out. Maybe it was a human trafficking thing, who knows. Maybe Scott paid some people to snatch her while he had "an alibi".

Somewhere out there is a vehicle with tons of Laci's DNA all over the upholstery.
Were you on the OJ jury by any chance?
 
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He sold her car like a week or so after she went missing. He also ordered a lot of ppv porn. A lot. That's a guy who knows his wife isn't coming back... whatever happened there
We're you on the OJ jury by any chance?

I take hard evidence over Nancy Grace he ordered PPV porn! Gone Girl type "evidence". Everything in the Scott Peterson case is Gone Girl evidence. He was cold at the trial! He was cheating on her!

There was a ton of hard evidence OJ was guilty, he was lucky enough to do it in the right place (LA a couple years after Rodney King) at the right time (when you could still call DNA evidence witchcraft voodoo the white man is manipulating).
 
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