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Old people are fucking insane.

Sue Lightning

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I was sitting in my car smoking a cigarette because I can’t smoke on my property. This old cunt visiting one of my neighbors pulls up and parks beside me, and without even looking I already know this is an old fuck who’s terrified a young person is….GASP. SITTING IN THEIR CAR. So this bitch gets out of the car and hits her car lock beeper no joke 11 times. So like 10 minutes goes by, I exit my car and walk towards my house. This cunt was watching me in the fucking bushes around the corner and HIT THE CAR LOCK ANOTHER 11 TIMES. Just to send a message. “I fucking saw you. Don’t break into my Rolls Royce, kid.”

What the fuck is with this shit? I’ve been thinking about this a lot. Agism, to use a faggot word, is probably the strongest identification barrier we have. Even if we solved racism and sexism the old would immediately reunite to demonize the young, and here’s what i mean. Even the most racist person isn’t scared of an old black guy. No matter if he’s a veteran or a bum. What they’re really scared of is a YOUNG black kid, and this is regardless of race. I swear you would think these people would feel safer around a meth smoking 40 year old cracker than a working class young person.

This isn’t a one off event and it’s starting to piss me the fuck off. Whenever I walk on a sidewalk old people literally stare at me from their cars. I’m not wearing or doing anything weird so I don’t know what the fucking problem is. When I go into a gated community for work the old people have their cell phones in hand ready to “catch you” fucking doing something and call the police. I had to show my ID to get in here and i’m at fucking work in work clothes. I’ll be in a grocery store pushing my cart down an aisle and old people will literally flinch and clutch their purses. I am picking up fucking food. Relax.


When I used to work in retail old people loved to do something really fucking infuriating: Ask you for help about something because they are an old out of touch piece of shit and then the MINUTE you start helping them, they start demeaning you for no reason and treating you like you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about because you’re younger. This one guy came in asking whats the best brand of headphones. He asked me how long I had been there and I said a year and he goes “Psh well I don’t think thats long enough to help me aren’t you supposed to know shit before you get hired here?” WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR HELP IF YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? Another time this bitch hired me to her house to do some construction work. The minute I showed up I knew this woman hated me and thought I was an incompetent retard because I wasn’t some boomer wop handyman who would have fucked her over.

I just don’t get it. Isn’t it extremely exhausting and scary to live in a world where you think everyone under the age of 40 is gonna chimp out on you for no reason?
 

Sue Lightning

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That fucking neighbor thing is still pissing me off. I am sitting in my car in my parking space on my fucking property. You think i’m gonna rob you? My fucking neighbor? For some context I live in a fucking white neighborhood in a white town with little to no crime. And funny enough for some reason the people in the towns with like no crime are the most fucking paranoid of it for some reason.
 

DMAN

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Personally? I'm all in with being feared by strangers. I feed off of it. And boomers are infuriating, predictable clowns. Was recently at a hardware store, overheard a boomer fighting with the clerk who was denying his return. The boomer yelled "It's because of BIDEN, isn't it???"

Boomers have ignorant audacity. They are obsessed with status but they roll around in their own stupidity, refusing to learn anything useful like technology. Have you ever tried to explain technology to one of these morons? "OK, Now what do I do?" .......... You look at the fucking screen, Read the message, and click OK or Cancel depending on what you wanna do, STUPID. What the fuck do you mean, "OK Now what do I do?"

How about when you're buying something and the 9 foot tall tree looking cunt old white man with white socks up to his knees, shorts pulled up to his naval, is just standing there staring at the self checkout screen or trying to put money into the debit card slot. Stupid motherfucking faggots. Wastes of space. We need to adopt a 1 child policy and a strict euthanasia policy.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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I am sitting in my car in my parking space on my fucking property.
You’re in myyyy fuckin’ house!
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Sue Lightning

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I have some questions:

1 - Please clarify owning property but not being able to smoke on it?
Alright so I may have told a Tomlinson tale. I live in an apartment so I go out to my car to smoke with the doors open.
2 - You sure this is an age thing and not a race thing?
100%. I’m white and young, and not a mulatto like Anthony who could be confused for a different race. She was white and old.
3 - Do you have a mean mug?
To be fair, yeah, I’m not really walking around smiling at everyone so this explains the grocery store shit.
4 - Are you always frowning or glaring at people?
This? Nah. I’m not even looking at them until they tense up or I can feel them staring at me, which is why it’s so confusing. I don’t dress like a hoodlum or zoomer, i’m white, i’m not hissing at everyone i pass by so what are they so afraid of?
 

Carl Winslow

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In my case i’m referring to anyone over 60.

Isn't 70 the new 60?

both my grandma's died in their early 70's; but they looked 90 plus from years of smoking. Both were on breathing machines. My one grandma died in... 93? I still remember that fucking huge cube that was the breathing machine. Now you see people wearing them as a sling lol.
 

JoshFromMichigan

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I'm with granny on this one. Nobody likes the cigarettes - clean it up.

But seriously folks, I had the same issue with old people because I look "unapproachable". If you start smiling and saying hello to every old person you see, they will love you. Although there is something genuinely enjoyable about someone being shitty to you and you reacting completely indifferent to them.
 

wbgreen

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When I used to work in retail old people loved to do something really fucking infuriating: Ask you for help about something because they are an old out of touch piece of shit and then the MINUTE you start helping them, they start demeaning you for no reason and treating you like you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about because you’re younger. This one guy came in asking whats the best brand of headphones. He asked me how long I had been there and I said a year and he goes “Psh well I don’t think thats long enough to help me aren’t you supposed to know shit before you get hired here?” WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR HELP IF YOU KNOW EVERYTHING? Another time this bitch hired me to her house to do some construction work. The minute I showed up I knew this woman hated me and thought I was an incompetent retard because I wasn’t some boomer wop handyman who would have fucked her over.

Old people want salesclerks who know electronics back and forth, but don't want to pay the markup for a sales commission. Stores that used to pay a commission to their employees went away thirty years ago because Boomers would rather go to Walmart, Target, and Best Buy. But they still demand the same service for cheap.
 
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