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Ol' Cow Eyes

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Strangers in the Ranch
Under the Bridges of Brooklyn
Money Burns a Hole in my (brothers) Pocket
Carol (With a Squirting Face)

I usually don’t think Joe sounds that bad, despite the constant little fuck ups like hitting the wrong string or not holding them down hard enough. Most people wouldn’t notice shit like that. This sounded actually terrible. Not sure why this old queen thinks he can croon.
 
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CorradoSoprano4

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Somebody please explain to me why establishments choose for this instead of just playing the original music from Spotify or whatever. I am genuinely curious because I can't think of a situation where I want to see a senior citizen dressed like he is going to the mall to have his 4th heart attack play classic songs badly.

He isn't even playing all the music. He just sings out of tune and strums the occasional chord. What is this shit?
 

captainjapan

Kandahar Catering
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Somebody please explain to me why establishments choose for this instead of just playing the original music from Spotify or whatever. I am genuinely curious because I can't think of a situation where I want to see a senior citizen dressed like he is going to the mall to have his 4th heart attack play classic songs badly.

He isn't even playing all the music. He just sings out of tune and strums the occasional chord. What is this shit?
The cow is cheaper than a spotify licence
 
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