OK to back away from the fun of infighting a favorite but too little mentioned Pat returns.

[guest]

It's clear here I can't monetize the current drama to rope him in, so I might as well open share a reappearance of "replying hours later in a stupor Pat", a very infrequently mentioned Pat character, but one of my favorite when my phone dings at 5 am because he just woke up and had to correcT the record.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

"Once you are idenTified"

Idiot still has on idea who anybody is.

 

[Cuphead]

Doesn't know how transcripts were obtained.

Still says it's a crime without knowing one was committed.

 

[guest]

Pat doesnt even sleep, he just goes on intermittent naps spread thru a 24 hour cycle...like an animal.

 

[Hudson]

"You already gave up the literal first born" is hilarious.

Everytime I see that picture of the piggy cake, I hear the squealing version of "Happy Birthday".

 

[guest]

Pat doesnt even sleep, he just goes on intermittent naps spread thru a 24 hour cycle...like an animal.

I'm sorry you're too weak child to know an internet lion when you see one.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

"Once you are idenTified"

Idiot still has on idea who anybody is.

He should spend another $150k. Maybe this time it'll work.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Better watch your back. Pat is already closing in on DanfromSomerville. All Pat needs is his location, than Dan's done for.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I sort of think the annoyance level I give him is mischief if seen in a certain context. So a petty disorderly persons offense on par with pepperoni dropping, but I honestly believe his twitter allows me to protest him as fair comment even to his number. His responses prove we engage in conversation, so nobody is going to even try for that 200 dollar fine conviction. If he didn't reply every time, I may have to pay a fine and promise no contact, but not under these circumstances.

 

[SFWA liaison]

the FBI will force us to apologize to Patrick

"now knock it awf and say you're sorry"

 

[guest]

the FBI will force us to apologize to Patrick

"now knock it awf and say you're sorry"

Oddly the punishment for these "crimes" probably is on par with that lol.

 

[guest]

Why does he keep making this so fun for us?

Be that "boring straight white male" Pat. If you're boring, it'll all go away. But you're such a hilarious fucking fat man...we can't help it.

 

[guest]

Bless you Boomia for bringing the funny back.

 

[Phish]

Haha I like how you made the demands. I bet that really got under his skin. “Ill take immunity”.

“You dont tell me what to do, atalker”

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

"You will apologize to me."

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

a good reply would be "I'm sorry...."
"Sorry you're so STUPID! ahahahahahaha nice 1.7 gpa, STUPID!"

 

[guest]

Haha I like how you made the demands. I bet that really got under his skin. “Ill take immunity”.

“You dont tell me what to do, atalker”

I'm sure you know this, but he really does think when you say this shit that you're scared of what comes neeexxxxtttttsss. He truly is retarded those grades were actually higher than would be expected.