Ok, once and for all....

[BoringFaggot]

What the fuck does Niki do in their relationship? Has Patty Cakes ever bragged about her cooking, or anything else she does?

What kind of goddamn marriage do they have, are they really both gay and it's all a sham to hide it? Is it possible that Patrick S. Tomlinson, the Twitter God and greatest man in the world, is really a giant hypocrite who supports faggot rights, yet is afraid to come out himself?

Bawh Gawd King!

 

[guest]

Caretaker

 

[Meownaw]

She is the flatulence slow cooker, stlaker. Hush now.

 

[guest]

She doesn't have a real job, she doesn't have kids, he seems to do most of the cooking - very badly, as we know. Looking at the half hovel she obviously isn't house proud. She's a lazy alcoholic bitch.

 

[guest]

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"I hate my life"

 

[BoringFaggot]

She doesn't have a real job, she doesn't have kids, he seems to do most of the cooking - very badly, as we know. Looking at the half hovel she obviously isn't house proud. She's a lazy alcoholic bitch.

She must be a very content alcoholic, because if I were shitfaced and Pat started his bullshit, I would probably catch a life sentence...

 

[Sputnik]

She fucks blacks.

 

[guest]

The sunglasses on top of her head... indoors

As much if not a bigger crutch as 'hat prison' for bald dudes. I thank god everyday for my full head of hair.

 

[DanFielding]

She cries alone in the bathroom while her shithead husband is off raving like a lunatic on Twitter.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"I hate my life"
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Is that the sunglasses speaking?

 

[BoringFaggot]

She fucks blacks.

They dump loads in her pussy and Patty slurps it up like a Pig at his trough.

 

[NoBacon]

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Sunglasses inside, at night, perched on her head. While her fat husband plays with his dinosaur toys.

They’re 100% on retard disability payments.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Two layabouts slobs with Peter Pan syndrome. Neither works, can cook or contributes to society, just two bums who never grew up and leech of the governments teat.

 

[guest]

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"And then he goes raaawr. SEE? tell me you see iT"
"I see it hun...good job"
"The T-tex is extincT now"
"...Yes Pat, it is...good job"

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

He really looks like this retarded kid that I went to Middle School with. This guy had it so bad he couldn't speak, just drooled and made noises. Sometimes he'd flap his arms at you to say hello. I have never made fun of that kid before, but comparing him to Pat might make it a first. Still, the resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Don't forget his drool in the NYC subway pic. Your comparison holds merit.

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He really looks like this retarded kid that I went to Middle School with. This guy had it so bad he couldn't speak, just drooled and made noises. Sometimes he'd flap his arms at you to say hello. I have never made fun of that kid before, but comparing him to Pat might make it a first. Still, the resemblance is uncanny.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

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He really looks like this retarded kid that I went to Middle School with. This guy had it so bad he couldn't speak, just drooled and made noises. Sometimes he'd flap his arms at you to say hello. I have never made fun of that kid before, but comparing him to Pat might make it a first. Still, the resemblance is uncanny.

#amdrooling

 

[guest]

She blows out nog farts into Pat's face. Like a stinky snowball.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Her and Rick are autistic friends. She is living out her ideas of a relationship, along with Rick. These “ideas” come from children movies and cartoons, where there’s rainbows and everyone gets along. Autistic people love them, and begin to think it’s real. Mommy Robby on the other hand, profits from having 2 retard checks monthly and giving them a house that pays for itself. Bonus points for helping set up fake businesses for the extra taxpayer slap, child.

 

[kingship75]

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He really looks like this retarded kid that I went to Middle School with. This guy had it so bad he couldn't speak, just drooled and made noises. Sometimes he'd flap his arms at you to say hello. I have never made fun of that kid before, but comparing him to Pat might make it a first. Still, the resemblance is uncanny.

It's Pat's fault you made fun of the retarded kid.