Oi've lopped me leg off, Oi 'ave!

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Alone contestant sustains axe injury just four hours into joining wilderness show

‘I’m absolutely devastated,’ said competitor. ‘This was going to be the start of something different’

www.independent.co.uk

British people are bad at things. I don't even think a woman has pulled some shit like this so far. It's not like an exhausted accident he made after starving for days, he put an axe into his leg on the first day. Hacking yourself in the leg is honestly a pretty difficult fuckup to make in general.

This faggot's gonna get back on hard drugs. "Vis woz supposed to be a new beginning, it woz!" I hope this dick has a wife and she leaves him out of shame.

 

[aRTie02150]

Why are British people so retarded?

Can any Brits here explain? Is it the tea?

I'm starting to have new theories about what really kicked off the American Revolution and I'm starting to think it had to with Americans being tired of dealing with retards.

I could be wrong though.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[Sue Lightning]

Why are British people so retarded?

Can any Brits here explain? Is it the tea?

I'm starting to have new theories about what really kicked off the American Revolution and I'm starting to think it had to with Americans being tired of dealing with retards.

I could be wrong though.

They chose a bunch of inbreds to run them and idolized them. Their people are genetically predisposed to being tards.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

We are a people who prefer quality over quantity, when we make a retard we will make a good quality top tier retard. The U.S in typical American fashion however will pump out mass produced numbers of low quality retards.

 

[Not bad]

That's mentol.

 

[DMAN]

British people are dead stupid. Even the dumbest American usually catches on if you shame them enough. Brits can’t be shamed. They’re too dumb to ever accept that they were wrong, irritating, or inconveniencing anyone. Unlike Asians, they don’t have the excuse of having no internal monologue because British people DO have that… it’s just that their inner voice is stupid like them. So it’s self-consumed, selfish, idiotic, arrogant, and presumptuous. I’ve gotten into more arguments with British people than any other type of person in the world. Because they just personify every hateable quality of Boomers, with the added bonus of a heinous ugly fucking accent, which only serves to make them sound dumber. I’m not doing a bit, I sincerely fucking hate British people. Can probably only name like 5 famous ones who I can tolerate watching.

They just have such stupid beliefs, with full confidence in them, to the extent they will die on that hill over NOTHING. Take for example the retard in this article. Look at the quotes they attributed to him DURING the incident. “I’m absolutely gutted.” Are ya? That’s not what any functioning human with reflexes says when they cut their own fucking leg off. Maybe something like “Holy shit, Fuck, What the fuck, Oh my god.” No, he’s actually sitting there bleeding out trying to craft his statement. “I am absolutely devastated.” He just sounds like he’s lying. Despite the evidence of his pain before you, you wanna go “are you sure? Because nobody reacts like this.” I would genuinely suspect that he did it on purpose based on how he reacted.

Anyway, they’re bumbling fucking faggots, but their insistence that they’re totally normal is what bugs me the most. They have their own little things that we don’t have, and they talk about them like they’re internationally infamous. Like they will reference some shitty “chat show” on BBC that they watched growing up, expecting everybody in the world to care/get the reference.

Just all around dopey group of people who deserve every bad thing that happens. Even the ones I don’t mind, I can easily find something to hate if I let them talk long enough. Had to stay in an airbnb once that had a British guest down the hall. Stupid faggot was walking around barefoot in this strange building that wasn’t very clean.

Even the Harry Potter movies put me in a bad mood. And I’m not even getting into their stupid vernacular and the gay baby boy words they use for perfectly normal things that already have names. That’s just another example of how their idiocy complicates things.

You see the video of the old dumb British piece of shit who walked right into the road and got tapped by a car? It made him fly backwards into the street… Not even in the direction the car was going on. He walked in front of a car, it stopped and lightly bumped him; and he dove backwards into the sidewalk. It just exemplified EVERYTHING about British people (and the elderly) that I fucking hate. IMPOSSIBLY stupid.

 

[Sue Lightning]

British people are dead stupid. Even the dumbest American usually catches on if you shame them enough. Brits can’t be shamed. They’re too dumb to ever accept that they were wrong, irritating, or inconveniencing anyone.

OI MATE AT LEAST WE DONT HAF SCHEWL SHEWTINGS

 

[TheUserRedditBanned]

Dude, that's nothing. A black guy on season 2 lasted an entire six hours before he hit the getmeoutofhere button. Didn't hurt himself, just got scared of bears.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Dude, that's nothing. A black guy on season 2 lasted an entire six hours before he hit the getmeoutofhere button. Didn't hurt himself, just got scared of bears.

Lmao I haven't seen a lot of them. I can't remember which season I saw but there were several older guys who had previously had heart attacks that had to tap out after not long because they kept almost having heart attacks. There was also a black hippy who cried because he killed a squirrel and eventually had to quit because his mind was breaking like the surfer guy in Apocalypse Now.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Didn't hurt himself, just got scared of bears.

That's way less embarrassing than putting an axe into your own leg. I understand being shit-scared of bears on general principle, I don't understand going buckwild with a big axe if you're not proficient. That guy's "experience" with tools was probably fencing them at the trinketmongers or whatever silly name they have for pawn shop.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

That's way less embarrassing than putting an axe into your own leg. I understand being shit-scared of bears on general principle, I don't understand going buckwild with a big axe if you're not proficient. That guy's "experience" with tools was probably fencing them at the trinketmongers or whatever silly name they have for pawn shop.

Oi do you have a loicense to trinketmonger?

 

[guest]

Worst I've ever do with an axe is give myself a butt-stroke on the kneecap. I was most of the way through a cord and hadn't bothered to pick up yet so I wasn't standing properly (too much shit around). Had to crawl out of a pile of split logs to get to the stoop, felt like a fucking idiot but at least I didn't hit myself with the sharp end. I don't even know how the fuck you'd manage that if you're not a woman.

 

[Agent Smith]

British people are dead stupid. Even the dumbest American usually catches on if you shame them enough. Brits can’t be shamed. They’re too dumb to ever accept that they were wrong, irritating, or inconveniencing anyone. Unlike Asians, they don’t have the excuse of having no internal monologue because British people DO have that… it’s just that their inner voice is stupid like them. So it’s self-consumed, selfish, idiotic, arrogant, and presumptuous. I’ve gotten into more arguments with British people than any other type of person in the world. Because they just personify every hateable quality of Boomers, with the added bonus of a heinous ugly fucking accent, which only serves to make them sound dumber. I’m not doing a bit, I sincerely fucking hate British people. Can probably only name like 5 famous ones who I can tolerate watching.

They just have such stupid beliefs, with full confidence in them, to the extent they will die on that hill over NOTHING. Take for example the retard in this article. Look at the quotes they attributed to him DURING the incident. “I’m absolutely gutted.” Are ya? That’s not what any functioning human with reflexes says when they cut their own fucking leg off. Maybe something like “Holy shit, Fuck, What the fuck, Oh my god.” No, he’s actually sitting there bleeding out trying to craft his statement. “I am absolutely devastated.” He just sounds like he’s lying. Despite the evidence of his pain before you, you wanna go “are you sure? Because nobody reacts like this.” I would genuinely suspect that he did it on purpose based on how he reacted.

Anyway, they’re bumbling fucking faggots, but their insistence that they’re totally normal is what bugs me the most. They have their own little things that we don’t have, and they talk about them like they’re internationally infamous. Like they will reference some shitty “chat show” on BBC that they watched growing up, expecting everybody in the world to care/get the reference.

Just all around dopey group of people who deserve every bad thing that happens. Even the ones I don’t mind, I can easily find something to hate if I let them talk long enough. Had to stay in an airbnb once that had a British guest down the hall. Stupid faggot was walking around barefoot in this strange building that wasn’t very clean.

Even the Harry Potter movies put me in a bad mood. And I’m not even getting into their stupid vernacular and the gay baby boy words they use for perfectly normal things that already have names. That’s just another example of how their idiocy complicates things.

You see the video of the old dumb British piece of shit who walked right into the road and got tapped by a car? It made him fly backwards into the street… Not even in the direction the car was going on. He walked in front of a car, it stopped and lightly bumped him; and he dove backwards into the sidewalk. It just exemplified EVERYTHING about British people (and the elderly) that I fucking hate. IMPOSSIBLY stupid.

One the Jews are handled the Anglos are next.

 

[Stent]

He's not an addict. He's just a 49-year-old fuck up. The same fuck up he was at 18. People like that should just lean into being useless instead of constantly trying to pretend they'll turn things around.

 

[Brenton Torrent]

British people are dead stupid. Even the dumbest American usually catches on if you shame them enough. Brits can’t be shamed. They’re too dumb to ever accept that they were wrong, irritating, or inconveniencing anyone. Unlike Asians, they don’t have the excuse of having no internal monologue because British people DO have that… it’s just that their inner voice is stupid like them. So it’s self-consumed, selfish, idiotic, arrogant, and presumptuous. I’ve gotten into more arguments with British people than any other type of person in the world. Because they just personify every hateable quality of Boomers, with the added bonus of a heinous ugly fucking accent, which only serves to make them sound dumber. I’m not doing a bit, I sincerely fucking hate British people. Can probably only name like 5 famous ones who I can tolerate watching.

They just have such stupid beliefs, with full confidence in them, to the extent they will die on that hill over NOTHING. Take for example the retard in this article. Look at the quotes they attributed to him DURING the incident. “I’m absolutely gutted.” Are ya? That’s not what any functioning human with reflexes says when they cut their own fucking leg off. Maybe something like “Holy shit, Fuck, What the fuck, Oh my god.” No, he’s actually sitting there bleeding out trying to craft his statement. “I am absolutely devastated.” He just sounds like he’s lying. Despite the evidence of his pain before you, you wanna go “are you sure? Because nobody reacts like this.” I would genuinely suspect that he did it on purpose based on how he reacted.

Anyway, they’re bumbling fucking faggots, but their insistence that they’re totally normal is what bugs me the most. They have their own little things that we don’t have, and they talk about them like they’re internationally infamous. Like they will reference some shitty “chat show” on BBC that they watched growing up, expecting everybody in the world to care/get the reference.

Just all around dopey group of people who deserve every bad thing that happens. Even the ones I don’t mind, I can easily find something to hate if I let them talk long enough. Had to stay in an airbnb once that had a British guest down the hall. Stupid faggot was walking around barefoot in this strange building that wasn’t very clean.

Even the Harry Potter movies put me in a bad mood. And I’m not even getting into their stupid vernacular and the gay baby boy words they use for perfectly normal things that already have names. That’s just another example of how their idiocy complicates things.

You see the video of the old dumb British piece of shit who walked right into the road and got tapped by a car? It made him fly backwards into the street… Not even in the direction the car was going on. He walked in front of a car, it stopped and lightly bumped him; and he dove backwards into the sidewalk. It just exemplified EVERYTHING about British people (and the elderly) that I fucking hate. IMPOSSIBLY stupid.

Did you get raped by a British nanny growing up? Did Mrs Doubtfire diddle you when you were pretending to sleep? If you replaced British with American or any other country your blog post would have made equal sense.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Oi Oi Oi...you look 'armless..hop in!

 

[bantadant]

I've never heard an actual reason for the shitty teeth. Dentists exist over there, right?

 

[Dog Eater]

British people are dead stupid. Even the dumbest American usually catches on if you shame them enough. Brits can’t be shamed. They’re too dumb to ever accept that they were wrong, irritating, or inconveniencing anyone. Unlike Asians, they don’t have the excuse of having no internal monologue because British people DO have that… it’s just that their inner voice is stupid like them. So it’s self-consumed, selfish, idiotic, arrogant, and presumptuous. I’ve gotten into more arguments with British people than any other type of person in the world. Because they just personify every hateable quality of Boomers, with the added bonus of a heinous ugly fucking accent, which only serves to make them sound dumber. I’m not doing a bit, I sincerely fucking hate British people. Can probably only name like 5 famous ones who I can tolerate watching.

They just have such stupid beliefs, with full confidence in them, to the extent they will die on that hill over NOTHING. Take for example the retard in this article. Look at the quotes they attributed to him DURING the incident. “I’m absolutely gutted.” Are ya? That’s not what any functioning human with reflexes says when they cut their own fucking leg off. Maybe something like “Holy shit, Fuck, What the fuck, Oh my god.” No, he’s actually sitting there bleeding out trying to craft his statement. “I am absolutely devastated.” He just sounds like he’s lying. Despite the evidence of his pain before you, you wanna go “are you sure? Because nobody reacts like this.” I would genuinely suspect that he did it on purpose based on how he reacted.

Anyway, they’re bumbling fucking faggots, but their insistence that they’re totally normal is what bugs me the most. They have their own little things that we don’t have, and they talk about them like they’re internationally infamous. Like they will reference some shitty “chat show” on BBC that they watched growing up, expecting everybody in the world to care/get the reference.

Just all around dopey group of people who deserve every bad thing that happens. Even the ones I don’t mind, I can easily find something to hate if I let them talk long enough. Had to stay in an airbnb once that had a British guest down the hall. Stupid faggot was walking around barefoot in this strange building that wasn’t very clean.

Even the Harry Potter movies put me in a bad mood. And I’m not even getting into their stupid vernacular and the gay baby boy words they use for perfectly normal things that already have names. That’s just another example of how their idiocy complicates things.

You see the video of the old dumb British piece of shit who walked right into the road and got tapped by a car? It made him fly backwards into the street… Not even in the direction the car was going on. He walked in front of a car, it stopped and lightly bumped him; and he dove backwards into the sidewalk. It just exemplified EVERYTHING about British people (and the elderly) that I fucking hate. IMPOSSIBLY stupid.

4/10 trying to hard no funny examples.

 

[Dog Eater]

I’ve never seen this show but I bet there’s loads of people who nearly starve to death out of incompetence due to never having put any thought into where food comes from other than the supermarket.