Oi wuz roiped by my own version of Adrienne

[guest]

Sheeeeeeit I recently found out my high school sweetheart who broke my FAWKIN heart is now a fawkin model! Not just a cheap instagram one, but a legit fawkin model on TV and rubbing elbows with the greats.

Makes me feel like a loser that meanwhile Im a cynical drug addict. I have a good job, make a lot of money, but nothing compared to her.

So when I found this out, I decided I need to become more successful than her. Really turn my life around and become happy and successful.

But then I realized thats what Patrick did to get back at Adrienne. And it made me feel really gay.

So instead Im gonna take another hit. And I did.

 

[guest]

No.... no.... no more of this fawkin shit! Patrick may be gay but he was right in trying to be successful and happy to make adrienne jealous. The hurt is what motivates us. This is what I need brotherman. Patrick went wrong by acheiving a moderate slither of success and thinking he had already made it. But youve gotta keep climbing. Keep climbing that fawkin mountain.... no more rest days at the gym, do abs instead. No more fucking asian women, whites only. Every day I need to get at least 1% better. Just 1 more hit first tho.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

 

[guest]

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Opie and anthobt

 

[Uncle Floyd]

No.... no.... no more of this fawkin shit! Patrick may be gay but he was right in trying to be successful and happy to make adrienne jealous. The hurt is what motivates us. This is what I need brotherman. Patrick went wrong by acheiving a moderate slither of success and thinking he had already made it. But youve gotta keep climbing. Keep climbing that fawkin mountain.... no more rest days at the gym, do abs instead. No more fucking asian women, whites only. Every day I need to get at least 1% better. Just 1 more hit first tho.

Race mixing is disgusting, but if you do it Asians aren't a bad batch. At least they aren't sub-90 IQ-having niggers.

 

[BillKlacks]

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

I feel your pain brotherman. my ex was a model too

 

[1073waaf]

I coulda been a model. Sniff.

 

[guest]

I feel your pain brotherman. my ex was a model too


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If you try and fuck this is that still a crime? She's already being exploited. And why do they always have the hulk neck?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

And why do they always have the hulk neck?

Because retards pick up all objects in the form of an upright row

 

[guest]

Because retards pick up all objects in the form of an upright row

Is the mechanical genesis of "retard strength"?

 

[Brooke Shields]

Patrick may be gay but he was right in trying to be successful and happy

 

[guest]

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Head like a fucking orange.

 

[Harry Powell]

Let’s see a picture of this chick, faggot

 

[guest]

Let’s see a picture of this chick, faggot

He can't because the internet Sherlock Holmes here will use tineye to locate her, then scan her snapchat (that's what all these cool, hip, youngsters use now) to find him and he'll lose his job at Morgan Stanley in Forex-Crypto hedges. Honestly he'd share it witchya if he could lol.

 

[Harry Powell]

He can't because the internet Sherlock Holmes here will use tineye to locate her, then scan her snapchat (that's what all these cool, hip, youngsters use now) to find him and he'll lose his job at Morgan Stanley in Forex-Crypto hedges. Honestly he'd share it witchya if he could lol.

He dated her in high school. If she’s a fawkin’ model she’s had enough boyfriends by now she barely remembers his name and there’s not gonna be shit about him on her snap.

 

[Phish]

If you try and fuck this is that still a crime? She's already being exploited. And why do they always have the hulk neck?

JF Gariepy style. He didnt get in trouble. The courts gave his retarded fuck toy back to her parents after reviewing her medical history.

 

[BudDickman]

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