Oi, don't be a prat yew fookin turnip

[guest]

Moi ex wife sat on a monsta cook, govnah.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This guy owns a rifle with 50rd mags. He is such a hypocrite. I will say Pat has done a great job keeping his kid away from his guns buy eliminating the kid from the equation all together.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

“three plus foot Ling”

professional writer Pat, y’all

#amwriting #amfaggot

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

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Moi ex wife sat on a monsta cook, govnah.

He's so fucking fat.

Concealable

Nearly every handgun available today is "concealable." This adds nothing.

Sig Sauer

The brand is completely irrelevant; you just added it because it's an additional adjective and sounds menacing. This again adds nothing.

Semi-automatic

Nearly every handgun available today is semi-automatic.

A dozen or more rounds

Handgun magazines hold a specific number of rounds, and are almost never deliberately under-loaded. Either a magazine holds a dozen rounds, or it holds a specific higher number (usually 15 or 17), the only relevant distinction being the addition of a "+1" indicating that the true capacity of the firearm is the magazine capacity plus one round in the chamber should a user choose to carry it that way.

Also most handguns' magazines hold "a dozen or more rounds", although this is less uncommon than a handgun not being semi-automatic or "concealable". You're being deliberately deceptive here.

In rapid-change magazines

This is a distinction that you just made up. There is no such thing as "rapid-change magazines", primarily because for every single handgun that uses magazines, they could be described as "rapid-change." You only added this to have yet another unnecessary adjective phrase to make it sound more menacing.

Dont be a prat.

You're not British you fat poof.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Get them, @SmellenShoehorn

Leave no one standing.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

The best part about Gun Control Pat is that if strict gun control measures were put into place, Pat would likely lose all of his guns. He's posted insane stuff on social media, threatened people with his guns, warned them about how many guns he has, has begged people to challenge him, that stupid video of him unloading and loading his pistol is crazy, etc.

It's all out there and I bet there are some reddit rascals who would submit all of this evidence to the proper authorities.

 

[Brooke Shields]

what makes a magazine rapid change?

 

[potatopeeler63]

now he’s simping for a blue check twitter fag
He’s 41 years old.

 

[MonsterSteve]

He's under his pink farty blankey again.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat always trying to eat everything in sight.

Obviously not a gym day today.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

is this nigger faggot serious with this shit

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

More than likely this tax and spend administration would use taxes to force gun control on regular people. Nothing would make me happier than Pat having to pay $400 a year to own that dumb P90 or whatever the fuck he has.

 

[Udders]

Looking forward to that one dying soon too.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

is this nigger faggot serious with this shit

yes... scalzi is a hyperfaggot. which is why it's so funny that Pat is kissing up to the mediocrity. Scalzi has an average looking house with a big yard in the middle of nowhere and he's the pinnacle of success to these SFWA faggots. also a former SFWA Prez