Oh what could have been…

[Handsome_Pat]

 

[captain_kamala]

 

[peckafacce]

You know this is exactly what Pat sees when he looks in the mirror.

 

[guest]

Even when he's handsome he looks like a weird creep

 

[RoTheHo69]

You didn't make his eyes unfat.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Even when he's handsome he looks like a weird creep

These apps can't do anything about his dead, empty eyes.

 

[Brooke Shields]

You know this is exactly what Pat sees when he looks in the mirror.

it's honestly equally as odd as the tranny dysmorphia

 

[BudDickman]

The "make Pat good-looking" bit is so fucking funny, because it highlights how ugly he really is and yet there's nothing he can say.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

You know this is exactly what Pat sees when he looks in the mirror.

Especially the biceps.

Pat talks about his workout routine like that was the result

 

[CuntFucker .]

Making him handsome makes him look similar to young Norm Macdonald.

 

[RacistPigeon]

Tbf you look like a douche in every photo, and write like one in every tweet. The literal only difference is your level of bologna-fat at the given time. Please hang yourself with a ship chain, as no rope currently produced has a high enough weight rating.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Present day Norm looks much better than this cuck fruit.

Also great bit brothaman

 

[fenrir]

Even the world's mightiest algorithm can't give Pat more hair. Baldy faggot.

 

[stealthygeek]

Making him handsome makes him look similar to young Norm Macdonald.

 

[Udders]

@Nick_1989 Please do this one

 

[Ladynyahh]

For a minute there I thought this was a real picture from years ago, before he became a fat, drunken mess. Then I saw the Twitter handle. I'm a fool.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

@Nick_1989 Please do this one

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If he actually makes this one look presentable we'll know there's an elite Hollywood CGI artist among us.

 

[Handsome_Pat]

Tbf you look like a douche in every photo, and write like one in every tweet. The literal only difference is your level of bologna-fat at the given time. Please hang yourself with a ship chain, as no rope currently produced has a high enough weight rating.

I don’t think you get the bit brotherman.

 

[Handsome_Pat]

@Nick_1989 Please do this one

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Sure, sweetie.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

can you remove the swelling from his gut and tits and move it to his noodle arms?