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[aRTie02150]

Carlee Russell searched movie 'Taken,' Amber Alerts before disappearance

Hoover Police Department Chief Nicholas Derzis told reporters that Carlee Russell searched for Amber Alerts and the movie "Taken" on her phone before she went missing.

abcnews.go.com

 

[Dog Eater]

I’d disappear my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

I’d disappear my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean.

She'd disappear your phone and wallet in her handbag if you know what we mean

 

[Chapel]

T

I’d disappear my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean.

Thats how aids spreads, you know

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’d disappear my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean.

I don’t get it.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I’d disappear my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean.

Congratulations on the herpes

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

I don’t get it.

He's a magician. He moonlights as The Magnificent Dog Eater and his Disappearing Dick. There's no real illusion he just rapes people on stage.

 

[Dog Eater]

Congratulations on the herpes

Hey now up to 52% of black women do not have herpes.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

For some odd reason, the police chief in that town decided now would be a great time to wear a purple suit:

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

For some odd reason, the police chief in that town decided now would be a great time to wear a purple suit:

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With the 242nd pick in the 2023 NFL Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select Ahmadavious Skinner, Defensive Back, UCLA

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

With the 242nd pick in the 2023 NFL Draft, the Dallas Cowboys select Ahmadavious Skinner, Defensive Back, UCLA

I don't know why it fascinates me so much, but I'm trying to get in his head.

In all the other pictures of him, he just looks like a normal 60 year old no-nonsense police chief. But when it comes time to enter the national stage to talk about a possible abduction, he not only foregoes a uniform, he decided to wear a fucking purple suit.

Maybe he thinks it'll make him a personality and he'll get a Court TV commentating gig?

 

[RoTheHo69]

Ahmadavious

A fine blending of classic Roman and Mohammedan culture.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

@RoTheHo69

A while ago we were on pol looking for games to share with the weekend staff. The best one we found was a game where you make up a name and type it into google followed by arrested to see if you got a hit. That was our 1st attempt. We're kinda busy up here what with the infighting etc but we'll try finding the link

edit - god damn you corrective son of a bitch

edit 2 - OK so the link is nowhere to be found but basically you make up an OTT black name and then type it into google followed by the word arrested and then post the story you get. It took a few swings and misses but we went for "Bartavious Arrested" and got this.

Father arrested for 'extreme bruising' on son

A Radcliff man was arrested Thursday afternoon after school officials contacted Radcliff police about severe bruising on a student.

www.thenewsenterprise.com

 

[RoTheHo69]

@RoTheHo69

A while ago we were on pol looking for games to share with the weekend staff. The best one we found was a game where you make up a name and type it into google followed by arrested to see if you got a hit. That was our 1st attempt. We're kinda busy up here what with the infighting etc but we'll try finding the link

edit - god damn you corrective son of a bitch

edit 2 - OK so the link is nowhere to be found but basically you make up an OTT black name and then type it into google followed by the word arrested and then post the story you get. It took a few swings and misses but we went for "Bartavious Arrested" and got this.

Father arrested for 'extreme bruising' on son

A Radcliff man was arrested Thursday afternoon after school officials contacted Radcliff police about severe bruising on a student.

www.thenewsenterprise.com

LMAO bartavious holy shit.

Radcliff man being evaluated for mental competency in child porn case

A Radcliff man indicted on 100 counts of sexual crimes involving minors is being reviewed for competency to stand trial.

www.thenewsenterprise.com

So what the fuck is the deal with radcliff?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

For some odd reason, the police chief in that town decided now would be a great time to wear a purple suit:

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Big Patrice fan

 

[Stent]

This stupid bitch also searched "How to take money from a register without being caught". Worst black person ever. (You know what I mean)

 

[Cartoon Redux]

For some odd reason, the police chief in that town decided now would be a great time to wear a purple suit:

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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Last night on Monday Night Raw, the WWE presented a special tribute show, recognizing the career of Chris Benoit. However, now some 26 hours later, the facts of this horrific tragedy are now apparent. Therefore, other than my comments, there will be no mention of Mr. Benoit's name tonight. On the contrary, tonight's show will be dedicated to everyone who has been affected by this terrible incident. This evening marks the first step of the healing process. Tonight, WWE performers will do what they do better than anyone else in the world: entertain you.

 

[RobertMewler]

For some odd reason, the police chief in that town decided now would be a great time to wear a purple suit:

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“Here is my takeaway from the news conference,’’ wrote Helena police Chief Brad Flynn. “My friend Chief Derzis’ suit game is beyond question.”

“He is always the best dressed in the room, but today? Absolute fire,’’ Flynn wrote. “I gotta step up my game. Seriously.”

Former Helena police Chief Pete Folmar agreed.

“The man has always been the definition of sartorial splendor,’’ Folmar wrote.

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