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Official 'Whale Vomit' Thread

DMAN

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Who's holding?

I fear I got into the game a little late, but my Whale Vomit portfolio says otherwise. I attach a gas mask to a glass jar, and force my obese mother to wear it. I then tickle her middle eastern spare tire until she begin to secrete the Whale Vomit into the glass, which I then bottle and invest directly into my hair treatments budget.

I'm kicking myself for losing over 3 hunks of dried-up Whale Vomit, in my desert country.
 

DMAN

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You might say the Whale Vomit market is a bit of a Bull market. Some might even call it a Bear market. But one thing is for sure: It's actually a Whale Market. They throw up, and we collect it. And we make ourselves rich off of it
 

DMAN

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Riccardo Bosi

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Ugh bro I'm gonna puke, hold my flipper dude


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