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Did you know in Canada that it’s illegal to have any beer in a boat even if the driver is completely sober? Happy Thanksgiving. America, fuck yeah! 
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Official Real Thanksgiving Thread
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Another L for the Leaf.
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...Eh..... But fuck Canada though. 100%
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Lol. The only mark of American culture in identity is not being Canadian. What a pathetic society.
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Hell yeah. It’s real Thanksgiving now. Turkey, stuffing, drugs, mashed potatoes and football. Suck a fat one, Canada. You have to call it “Canadian Thanksgiving” so as not to confuse it with the real holiday. Which is today. Thanksgiving.
You Canucks wouldn’t get it. This is when we pig the fuck out because our ancestors were awesome and took so much land. Then they created the greatest country of all time. USA! USA! USA!
You Canucks wouldn’t get it. This is when we pig the fuck out because our ancestors were awesome and took so much land. Then they created the greatest country of all time. USA! USA! USA!
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Patently false and you know it.
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Delusional. A Canadian would be proud to be mistaken for an American. Our culture spreads all over the world. The best you guys have is Celine Dion (who I actually really like).
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You left Canada to have your own thanksgiving. We won. I think.
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Actually, honestly when traveling we specifically wear Canadian paraphernalia so we aren't mistaken for you. No one abroad hates Canada.
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The gall of a Russki snow nigger to scoff at America.
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I know where you live (because you said it) and people from there cross into America to buy milk and groceries. Liberal faggots until you have to pay the cost.
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You have snow too. What are one of those Californians?
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GOOD. Wear that shit. We don’t want you homos to be mistaken for us. We are brash, obtrusive, obese, and fucking awesome.
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I’m in the Rocky Mountains. I love snow.
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He’s just jealous because he has to go to the Beer Store during regular business hours. Freedom is buying beer at the gas station at 2:59 am.
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If I wanted to I could take a cab to buffalo. I just don't.He’s just jealous because he has to go to the Beer Store during regular business hours. Freedom is buying beer at the gas station at 2:59 am.
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Freedom is knowing that all stores are beer stores. Canucks will never understand.He’s just jealous because he has to go to the Beer Store during regular business hours. Freedom is buying beer at the gas station at 2:59 am.
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My friend, you’re afraid to go outside right now. I don’t wanna hear about you slinking across our borders.
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We actually just legalized convenience stores selling booze. There's still time restrictions but we are atoning for our wrongs.