Official Paul Weimer Speculation Thread

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When last we heard from Uncle Paul, he was screaming FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK on Twitter this morning. Clearly, Uncle Paul was having a "case of the Mondays."

So what do we think was the cause of Paul's distress? Leave your guesses below.

I'll go first... did Dani finally have her period???

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Just to be clear everything here is opinion and hyperbole, and not a defamatory statement, right?

In my opinion, Wheels finally got the Magic Johnson curse. Yes I’m of course stating that he could as a matter of opinion, be HIV Positive. I’m in no way insinuating that as fact, and speculation is not defamatory. Also he’s allegedly a Pedophile. Allegedly also means I’m just stating an unconfirmed rumor, which is also not Defamatory.

Besides I will state as a fact that no rational intelligent person who accidentally stumbled across this forum would ever take any of this shit seriously. We’re just trolls drinking the milk of LOLcows.

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

The FBI got ahold of his computer hard drive.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The FBI got ahold of his computer hard drive.

Hopefully he gets the Gary Glitter curse then.

 

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Baby got its first tooth.

 

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I wouldn’t even want to really think about it but that’s where we’re at I guess. Pat dragged these grotesque SFWA animals into this which exposed us to their immorality so fuck them and their repugnant ideology. He helped put them on the menu so I’m guessing the worst.

 

[RobertMewler]

The Nepalese authorities filed an extradition treaty to have him face child abuse and endangerment charges?

 

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There's now grass on the field, so he can no longer get it up to play ball

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Other people are starting to ask questions

 

[Brooke Shields]

There's now grass on the field, so he can no longer get it up to play ball

Could be a birthday, you know the Paul saying, "If her age ain't on the clock - I don't want her near my cock."

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He made a very angry similar post the first time his creepy photo posts were called out by this forum. If anything it’s people looking into his photos that were public until pointed out. Last time he did this his Flickr went private.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

In my opinion, Wheels finally got the Magic Johnson curse.

he turned into a giant nigger? Jeez louise, thoughts and prayers

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

he turned into a giant nigger? Jeez louise, thoughts and prayers

A Giant schwoog with AiDS. Even more prayers needed.

 

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This may be a controversial opinion but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that he's a soft faggot looking for pity

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Other people are starting to ask questions

I checked his Patreon, I think this is what that's referring to.

Apparently some of his camera cards are defective and are in for repair. I don't think that is what he's raging about on twitter though, usually his all-caps spergouts are reserved for the trolls.

 

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He made a very angry similar post the first time his creepy photo posts were called out by this forum. If anything it’s people looking into his photos that were public until pointed out. Last time he did this his Flickr went private.

Then go straight Josiah, my nigga. Point me in said direction.

That’s how these animals need to be exposed. Exposed to the world at large of sexually normal people who don’t think it’s normal to take photos of children in bathtubs.

I’m with you.