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Hey there, fellow jesters! Can you believe it? We're about to leap into another year! But here's a wild thought: Instead of all that "New Year, New Me" nonsense, why not bring our community closer by organizing a cheeky little dead pool? Oh yes, nothing says unity like betting on who's gonna kick the bucket next! Let's have some twisted fun, shall we?
I personally think it could be interesting to come up with a list of the top three individuals you think are most likely to shuffle off this mortal coil in the upcoming year.
My top contenders for taking the eternal dirtnap are as follows:
1. Anthony Cumia
I know, what an original choice, but hear me out. I've got a feeling that next year might just be the time when Antony kicks the bucket. With his health struggles/alcholism, the approaching election, black people and his company on the rocks, it seems like a perfect storm. My bet is on a heart attack.
2. Sherrod Small
Given that everyone from Opie's old gang has passed away except for Sherrod, and the fact that Sherrod has started smoking crack, there's a real chance he might run into trouble with a dealer he's crossed and end up getting into a dangerous situation.
3. Artie Lange
It might sound wild, considering all the trials Artie has faced and somehow managed to survive, but I have a gut feeling that for addicts like him, the risk of relapse is so huge that it seems almost certain. Particularly when you think about his past suicidal behavior.
Pool:
Points are calculated by subtracting the age of death from 100.
(alive / dead)
I personally think it could be interesting to come up with a list of the top three individuals you think are most likely to shuffle off this mortal coil in the upcoming year.
My top contenders for taking the eternal dirtnap are as follows:
1. Anthony Cumia
I know, what an original choice, but hear me out. I've got a feeling that next year might just be the time when Antony kicks the bucket. With his health struggles/alcholism, the approaching election, black people and his company on the rocks, it seems like a perfect storm. My bet is on a heart attack.
2. Sherrod Small
Given that everyone from Opie's old gang has passed away except for Sherrod, and the fact that Sherrod has started smoking crack, there's a real chance he might run into trouble with a dealer he's crossed and end up getting into a dangerous situation.
3. Artie Lange
It might sound wild, considering all the trials Artie has faced and somehow managed to survive, but I have a gut feeling that for addicts like him, the risk of relapse is so huge that it seems almost certain. Particularly when you think about his past suicidal behavior.
Pool:
Points are calculated by subtracting the age of death from 100.
(alive / dead)
| # | User | Pick #1 | Pick #2 | Pick #3 | Total Points (100 - age) |
| 1 | @CorradoSoprano4 | Anthony Cumia | Sherrod Small | Artie Lange | 0 |
| 2 | @Turk February | Ethan Ralph | Metokur | Anthony Cumia | 0 |
| 3 | @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda | Roseanne Barr | Chef Adam Libby | Ozzy Osbourne | 0 |
| 4 | @HR@PaneraBread | Ric Flair | Robert DeNiro | Big A | 0 |
| 5 | @Dennyislife | Dick van Dyke | Barry van Dyke | Charles III | 0 |
| 6 | @HeyItsVos | Anthony Cumia | Bam Margera | Doug Stanhope | 0 |
| 7 | @Coonskin | Anthony Cumia | Machine Gun Kelly | Pete Davidson | 0 |
| 8 | @Nigger John | @Nigger John | 0 | ||
| 9 | @JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler | Jimmy Carter | Gene Hackman | Mel Brooks | 0 |
| 10 | @Zombie247 | Bob Levy | Morgan Freeman | Joe Pesci | 0 |
| 11 | @DanFielding | Shannen Doherty | Al Pacino | Phil Collins | 47 |
| 12 | @ShutYourCakeHorn | Michael Schumacher | Bruce Willis | Jenna Ortega | 0 |
| 13 | @IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 | Michael Madsen | 0 | ||
| 14 | @Mr-Wrinkle-Paws | Danny Partridge | 0 | ||
| 15 | @PickleRickle | Eddie Vedder | Anderson Cooper | 0 | |
| 16 | @IanHalperin | Jim Norton | 0 | ||
| 17 | @Uncle Floyd | Lil Gotit | Lil Kee | Lil Duke | 0 |
| 18 | @Brooke Shields | Brooke Shields | Tom Green | Simon Callow | 0 |
| 19 | @RIP-Allen-Lanier | James Earl Jones | Bob Newhart | Barbara Eden | 7 |
| 20 | @satanssockpuppet | Mel Brooks | Carol Burnett | Ozzy Osbourne | 0 |
| 21 | @ThePepsiColaRapist | Jack Nicholson | Clint Eastwood | Bob Dylan | 0 |
| 22 | @Bullhauler Bob | Al Pacino | Linda McMahon | Keanu Reeves | 0 |
| 23 | @Sue Lightning | Anthony Cumia | Jimmy Carter | Dominic Chianese | 0 |
| 24 | @N64 Cube | Mel Brooks | Robert Redford | ReviewBrah | 0 |
| 25 | @Stent | Dick van Dyke | Michael Caine | Tess Holliday | 0 |
| 26 | @Queefer Sutherland | Alan Greenspan | George Soros | Warren Buffet | 0 |
| 27 | @Torque’sHeadBump | Paul McCartney | Robert DeNiro | Nancy Pelosi | 0 |
| 28 | @PogromStallone | Jack Nicholson | Gene Hackman | Christopher Lloyd | 0 |
| 29 | @Patrick O'Neal | William Shatner | Charles III | Mel Gibson | 0 |
| 30 | @Honeycomb Hideout | Joe Biden | Hulk Hogan | Bobo | 0 |
| 31 | @JumboYumYums | Noam Chomsky | Clint Eastwood | Yoko Ono | 0 |
| 32 | @Missy's Mangled Footster | Post Malone | MrBeast | Kylie Jenner | 0 |
| 33 | @NortheastPhilly | Taylor Swift | 0 | ||
| 34 | @Racist Google Intern | Lady Di | Anthony Cumia | Daniel Kurlan | 0 |
| 35 | @Cumtown Fags | Charlie Sheen | Yoko Ono | Michael J. Fox | 0 |
| 36 | @Rascal | Gerard Depardieu | 0 | ||
| 37 | @Torque & Rooster | Andy Dick | Bernie Sanders | Jack Scalfani | 0 |
| 38 | @The Arm | Eugenia Cooney | Jimmy Carter | Ozzy Osbourne | 0 |
| 39 | @Uncle J’s Sink Emporium | Mike Tyson | Britney Spears | Anthony Anderson | 0 |
| 40 | @Jenna | Monica Bellucci | Lucy Lawless | Shannen Doherty | 47 |
| 41 | @cachorro | Mike David | Dawn Costello | Joey Diaz | 0 |
| 42 | @Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit! | Sinbad | Bam Margera | Shifty Shellshock | 51 |
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