OFFICIAL FRUIT APPRECIATION THREAD

[Suetonius]

Fruit is natures candy, being extremely sweet while also being a healthy snack. But one tops the rest.

GREEN APPLE SUPREMACY MOTHERFUCKER

Yeah bitch that’s right. Motherfucking apples. Not that sweet red gay shit. Green. Apples.

Red apples are mealy and taste like shit. Yellow apples are flavorless. Green apples are king. You get the sweet taste of an apple with a bit of sour tange. Crunchy while still being soft enough to chew on.

IF YOU ENJOY ANY OF THE LISTED FRUITS BELOW:
•Pineapple
•Green Grapes (Sweet faggotry, eat bitter purple grapes like a man.)
•Banana (flavorless bullshit)
•Avocados (Fake fruits)
•Kiwis (???? Lol gayass)
•Cantaloupes (Shitty watermelons)
YOU ARE A TASTELESS FAGGOT.

 

[Suetonius]

The blueberry is a uhh….a….standalone fruit.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

I don't really like fruit. Doesn't seem like food to me. It's mostly the texture.

 

[M J F]

Is this how bored the forum has become?

 

[guest]

I thought this was a thread about me. I’m not disappointed, i would tell you if i was, sniiif.

Big fan of the fruit. I eat an apple, banana and pear everyday.

 

[guest]

Pink Lady apples rule. Like my summer fruits too - peaches, nectarines, cherries etc.

 

[M J F]

I thought this was a thread about me. I’m not disappointed, i would tell you if i was, sniiif.

Hi, cakehorn!

 

[Suetonius]

Oh yeah and vegetables are for assholes. You can’t tell me with a straight face motherfuckers actually enjoy pumpkine, carrots, zucchini, etc.

“For real? You just haven’t had it prepared the right way.”

Thank you for proving my point. I can pick a strawberry up and eat it and it’s fucking delicious. I shouldn’t have to cook a zucchini in soy soyce and douse it in salt and other seasonings for it to be good.

 

[guest]

Oh yeah and vegetables are for assholes. You can’t tell me with a straight face motherfuckers actually enjoy pumpkine, carrots, zucchini, etc.

“For real? You just haven’t had it prepared the right way.”

Thank you for proving my point. I can pick a strawberry up and eat it and it’s fucking delicious. I shouldn’t have to cook a zucchini in soy soyce and douse it in salt and other seasonings for it to be good.

Vegetables rule! Sorry not sorry.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I thought this was a thread about me. I’m not disappointed, i would tell you if i was, sniiif.

Big fan of the fruit. I eat an apple, banana and pear everyday.

You're my favorite fruit!
Strawberries, peaches, green apples, waddymellum eat pretty good.
Edit: not a vegetable, but rhubarb pie is out of this world.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Vegetables rule! Sorry not sorry.

Vegetables are for queers! Sorry not sorry.

 

[guest]

Vegetables are for queers! Sorry not sorry.

YOU are a vegetable!

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

You're my favorite fruit!

A standalone fruit?

 

[Suetonius]

A standalone fruit?

In your case a sitalone fruit.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

In your case a sitalone fruit.

Got his ass.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Mangoes and watermelon rule, the rest can fuck off

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Mangoes and watermelon rule, the rest can fuck off

 

[Uncle Floyd]

vegetables are for assholes

 

[aRTie02150]

Fuck you. I like kiwi and it's got more vitamin c than oranges