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Of course Pat was a ritalin kid

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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So let us get this straight. His shrinks (plural as pointed out) switched him from Ritalin, which is a stimulant, over to wellbutrin which is an antidepressant.... just because wellbutrin was "longer lasting"? Pat, they do different things. Your reasoning makes no sense. They were using Ritalin on you because they thought you were ADHD. They switched you to Wellbutrin because the Ritalin was not working, so they were throwing some new shit against the wall based off of your counseling sessions.

Also, and maybe he's fatly joking here, but the idea of Pat "hacking" Ritalin and doing tricks on professional-level ski slopes is absurd.
 

DrTorqueCarlisi

Defendant/Debtor
Did ya?

How's that all working out for ya, fat head?

How's your comedy "career?"

How many book deals do you currently have?

How many of your alleged screenplays have been picked up by anyone?

How many books have you finished writing since every creative on the planet spent the past three years focusing all their energy into new projects?

For that matter, when was the last time you even finished READING a book before you fatly put it on the appropriately-colored shelf?

The only hacking you've done is when you hacked your LARPed livelihood into pieces, you fat Midwestern rube. You'd be more successful now if you'd stayed at Target all these years. No joke.
 
LOL. pat getting called out

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When I searched for mountains in Wisconsin this was one of the results, just showing us again that we are in a simulation:

Rib Mountain, formerly called Rib Hill, is a four-mile-long ridge of ancient rock dating back about 1.7 billion years. It is among the oldest geological features on earth. It is composed of a very hard metamorphic rock called quartzite.

For many years, it was believed to be the highest point in Wisconsin. Now it's generally accepted that Timm's Hill, near Ogema in Price County, is the highest at 1,952 feet above sea level and Rib Mountain is fourth at 1,924 feet above sea level. However, Rib Mountain does stand higher above the surrounding terrain, 670 feet, than any other hill in the state.
 
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