O&A staff member / regular most likely to survive Nazi concentration camp

[HipTuckerCumia]

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[Antwan Kumiya]

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say not Danny.

 

[PogromStallone]

Nazis need only take one look at the brotherman to realize he is pure Aryan blood.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Sam. He would be a member of the Sonderkommando helping the camp guards wrangling the other prisoners in hope of self-preservation.

 

[Treat Yourself]

If we're talking the fictional death camps,

I was going to say Opie for sure but he tends to have a problem with fawkin' management.

Nana is getting tossed on a burn pit day one. Jimmy would blink and stutter his way onto one too for being seen as retarded.

Maybe Roland. He's got enough chub to survive the lack of food rations and the officers could take turns tickling him for loffs. He might get shot in the head when he inevitably gets sassy though.

Sam. He would be a member of the Sonderkommando helping the camp guards wrangling the other prisoners in hope of self-preservation.

Sam's a half-nigger jew. He's getting used as target practice.

 

[Dennyislife]

Jim Florentine "no food? So? What am I? Starving to death?"

 

[bantadant]

Jim Florentine "no food? So? What am I? Starving to death?"

What am I, five days from dying?

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

I was going to say Opie for sure but he tends to have a problem with fawkin' management.

The Opester is the textbook definition of an Aryan ubermensch, he coulda fawkin' modeled for the master race.

 

[guest]

Jimmy would blink and stutter his way onto one too for being seen as retarded.

Jimmy would have the pink triangle on him day one.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say not Danny.

I disagree. I say Danny survives so they can use him as the example of why it was necessary

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I disagree. I say Danny survives so they can use him as the example of why it was necessary

I'd hope they give him a chance to survive... by beating one of the guards at guitar hero

 

[GOD DAMN RICH CUNT]

You really see how the jews think they can argue with god and win in how Danny acts.

 

[BenDovid]

I'd hope they give him a chance to survive... by beating one of the guards at guitar hero

 

[Single Action Army]

You really see how the jews think they can argue with god and win in how Danny acts.

Their entire religion is based off it. It's why they're all lawyers and financiers.
Judaism is based on "you need to follow the Talmud to the letter... unless you can find a loophole around it."
They won't turn on lights with switches during the Sabbath but use motion-wave lights because, well, technically you're not laboring to use the switch! They'll say it's immoral to rip off your fellow jew, but if you use a goyim employee to do it, then rip him off, it's totally fine because you didn't rip him off yourself!

It's not only childish but one of the worst behaviors a religious person can embody: only interpreting the literal and not the deeper meaning.
Gradually, I began to hate them. Uhh no, more like immediately.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Nazis need only take one look at the brotherman to realize he is pure Aryan blood.