O&A Party Rock - Wisconsin W.O.W. Edition

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Opie: Good morning, ehhhhhrybody! Opie and Anthony, slumming it in the Midwest, and it's a FAWKIN' cold Wednesday today, ain't it, Ant?

Anthony: You're not kidding, Opie! If I bought a young boy some tits, they'd fall off out here! HA HA!

Opie: Uh, well, that's an interesting comparison! burp

Jim: (Muttering) Not as frigid as these cold egg whites, fucking scuummmmbags...

Opie: So we're live on location, up in here outside offffffff, what's the name of this place, Erock?

Erock: Hooligans Bar.

Ant: What, is this place a Soccer den? Only fruits who wear mommies shoes play soccer! How would you even kick in those, in front of your brothers ex girlfriend, with pissy eyes, no less? Treefort Richard! Ho-lee shit!

Opie: (long pause) ... Ok.

Jim: (muttering) Line cooks in there motherfucked me....

Opie: So like we said yesterday, we're gonna have a special guest coming on shortly, a local celebrity if you will. Don't know if Wisconsin and Celebrity go together, butttttttt -

Ant: Instant Feedback line there, Ope?

Opie: (long pause and uncomfortable laugh) Ehhhh, yeah, that's uh... That's from Josh... In Michigan. ANYWAY, his name is Patrick Tomlinson, and since neither of us bothered to read his books -

Jim: Whazzat about a boy with tits, Anthony?

Opie: - we're gonna open the lines to the callers! Spread the virus, everybody, ask your questions now! Sniff

 

[Meownaw]

Look I am all in with da show transcript bit but NEVER forget that Norton wouldn't say a word until 15 minutes in since he was brooding and preparing his craft.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

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Look I am all in with da show transcript bit but NEVER forget that Norton wouldn't say a word until 15 minutes in since he was brooding and preparing his craft.

FAWK! Blame rehearsing through fog brain and not listening to any O&A shows for a couple years.

I figured you boys might add to this, like a "Write Your Own Adventure", show Patrick that we're better auThors than even he is.

I'll take the L. I'm still hilarious.

 

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15 minutes? It's was more like 45 to an hour. There were days I thought he wasn't even there. He was writing his shitty book during the show as well.

Did the publishers motherfuck him too?

 

[Meownaw]

Did the publishers motherfuck him too?

You joke but he went on a rant about how Amazon left out the table of contents on his ebook on purpose because of the targets he attacked in it. I don't have the clip but it was during the trashing of Frank Vincent's book.

 

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FAWK! Blame rehearsing through fog brain and not listening to any O&A shows for a couple years.

I figured you boys might add to this, like a "Write Your Own Adventure", show Patrick that we're better auThors than even he is.

I'll take the L. I'm still hilarious.

“Inside” still slaps Ray.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I think it was funny, Ray.

 

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“Inside” still slaps Ray.

That's why it's often the encore.

I think it was funny, Ray.

Well when someone runs with it, I can't wait to see what happens nexxxxxxxxxxxt.

 

[Sputnik]

Should’ve ended with asking Mongo what he was hauling today.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Look I am all in with da show transcript bit but NEVER forget that Norton wouldn't say a word until 15 minutes in since he was brooding and preparing his craft.

Faggot cried over Roger Ebert

 

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Opie: Good morning, ehhhhhrybody! Opie and Anthony, slumming it in the Midwest, and it's a FAWKIN' cold Wednesday today, ain't it, Ant?

Anthony: You're not kidding, Opie! If I bought a young boy some tits, they'd fall off out here! HA HA!

Opie: Uh, well, that's an interesting comparison! burp

Jim: (Muttering) Not as frigid as these cold egg whites, fucking scuummmmbags...

Opie: So we're live on location, up in here outside offffffff, what's the name of this place, Erock?

Erock: Hooligans Bar.

Ant: What, is this place a Soccer den? Only fruits who wear mommies shoes play soccer! How would you even kick in those, in front of your brothers ex girlfriend, with pissy eyes, no less? Treefort Richard! Ho-lee shit!

Opie: (long pause) ... Ok.

Jim: (muttering) Line cooks in there motherfucked me....

Opie: So like we said yesterday, we're gonna have a special guest coming on shortly, a local celebrity if you will. Don't know if Wisconsin and Celebrity go together, butttttttt -

Ant: Instant Feedback line there, Ope?

Opie: (long pause and uncomfortable laugh) Ehhhh, yeah, that's uh... That's from Josh... In Michigan. ANYWAY, his name is Patrick Tomlinson, and since neither of us bothered to read his books -

Jim: Whazzat about a boy with tits, Anthony?

Opie: - we're gonna open the lines to the callers! Spread the virus, everybody, ask your questions now! Sniff

Opie:- Lady trucker your on the line.

LT:- I was just calling to say you guys are hilarious and Howard sucks now. Lately he’s just been..

Opie:- I’m gonna interrupt and say Howard is awful he’s been phoning it in for years and can’t do real radio anymore. He just can’t. Ant? You know that right?

Ant:- ha ha hoo hoo Robin I invented radio hoo hoo.

Worm:- I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS.

Ant:- Haha holy shit. Puddle of AIDS.

Opie:- Anyone watching this 90 day fiancé show?

Ant:- It’s hilarious.

Worm:- We should watch an hour of it on YouTube while doing a radio show. You guys seen that average looking girl Pao she’s amazing.


If Tranthony didn’t get beaten by a black tranny that night I’d still be listening to this bullshit. I hate Pat but he’s more entertaining than the last year or two of the show.

P.S Ray,inside was a huge song when I was growing up I was being sincere....sniff.

 

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Opie:- Lady trucker your on the line.

LT:- I was just calling to say you guys are hilarious and Howard sucks now. Lately he’s just been..

Opie:- I’m gonna interrupt and say Howard is awful he’s been phoning it in for years and can’t do real radio anymore. He just can’t. Ant? You know that right?

Ant:- ha ha hoo hoo Robin I invented radio hoo hoo.

Worm:- I hope he slips in a puddle of AIDS.

Ant:- Haha holy shit. Puddle of AIDS.

Opie:- Anyone watching this 90 day fiancé show?

Ant:- It’s hilarious.

Worm:- We should watch an hour of it on YouTube while doing a radio show. You guys seen that average looking girl Pao she’s amazing.


If Tranthony didn’t get beaten by a black tranny that night I’d still be listening to this bullshit. I hate Pat but he’s more entertaining than the last year or two of the show.

P.S Ray,inside was a huge song when I was growing up I was being sincere....sniff.

The addition to the bit, and your compliment, is more appreciated than you know.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Honestly if the show was Ant, with Travis steering and Patrice as the third mic from like 2006 on, it would’ve been good shit. Ant and Patrice together was the only time Ant was focused and centered on just being funny, Patrice was the one guy who could keep him there.

 

[Meownaw]

Faggot cried over Roger Ebert

And it wasn't even because he was sad that Roger Ebert had cancer but his selfish fear of "what if I lost my voice"?