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unrankable-- josiah/spaceedge - tyfys. dugoutdan sayin good things about you.

1) stu- gone, but not forgotten. rest easy, lardass.
2) boomia- dad?
3) mews/bam- mein frauleins
4) Carol- great chemisty. im sure dan wouldn't turn down a quick OTPHJ
5) NE philly- that barrack chatter made you fuckin quick, man.
6) paulrnelson- adequate. don't be afraid to step on dan's toes. "that's fucking hilarious" (in reference to court tapes) just isn't gonna cut it.
7) tony- some good quips. stupid accent. whiny voice. not at all like your avatar.
8)imager- almost forgot you were on
9) phish- hey, we aren't all meant to be heard live
10) JDA- hope ICE does a no knock entry, faggot.

guests that roland needs to book asap:
- lingerlonger for the ona lore,
mcgowan for some cheeky posh convo,
the dutchmen for some "hello, friend" back and forth,
nobaconeggcheese/smellenshoehorn for some belly laffs,
wormkiller for the diversity plug,
child for some deep fawkin conspiracy talk

(you're welcome for the ideas, dan.)
 
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I picture Mew as one of those OK looking gals who wears sweaters and glasses and is all sweet until you bring up Hollywood or global banking. She takes her glasses off mid-rant and it's all "But Robert, you're beautiful!"

Boomia's my favourite. Would love to go out for drinks with him. Fucking guy is hilarious

Carol and Bam obviously legends too. Paul R sounds like a good dude. Tony was funny, wtf happened to him.
 
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